Texas DRINKING RULE
> > > A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out > > > his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. > > > > > > He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the > > same glass twice." > > > > > > > > > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into > > the air, > > > pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have > > so > > > much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass > > twice either." > > > > > > The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his > > > glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and > > catches > > > his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs > > that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." > > > God Bless America |
Entirely politically incorrect--
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Life is cheap. Yea I know not pc.
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