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Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)

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The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."

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It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

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Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

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dman he must have seen my Pedro.......

that ones for you hummbebe.......:

Kind of funny how the Jeep has been in the Army long before Hummer, yet they never criticize the Jeep.

I bought ours to compensate. So what's wrong with that?

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Originally posted by Albie:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful.

Sounds like a good review to me.

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dman he must have seen my Pedro.......

that ones for you hummbebe.......: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You wish

Albie are you hitting on me again

Hey, I resemble those comments

Very good review...I always knew I was an *******, this just confirms it! I guess I will call my wife and tell her...

Brought a tear to my eye. I am flattered.

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Originally posted by CampMaster:
Car Talk (national radio show) rants... I mean rates the H2... (link)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">The Hummer H2 simply represents the worst parts of our national personality, in one, ugly, gas-guzzling hunk of metal. It's brutish, arrogant, huge, ostentatious, selfish, and wasteful. Oh, and did we mention ugly?

This is a vehicle a guy buys (and it's almost all guys) to compensate for something else. It's such a sad statement that says "I have very little self worth." Why else would a poser drop $50,000 big ones to pretend he's in the army? I mean, something is missing from his life, don't you think?

So rather than rude gestures or angry rhetoric, we recommend sympathy. When you see a guy drive by in a Hummer, shake your head, furrow your brow, and say "you poor, poor man."

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why is it that the have-nots always try to go for the penis size? You can't have anything nice without it being about your ween. That's such a primitive attempt at denigrating a perceived potential mating rival. It's a tactic that's very commonly observed occurring between females in primitive tribes. They try to make sure that a potential rival is perceived as unworthy of a desired mate's attention.

Agreed-

Buy a Vette-
Buy a Viper-
Buy a Hummer-
Buy a Ferrari-

Damn...I would think if that were true I'd sport about 22 inches buy now.

For those who believe that, I truly appreciate your concern for my winkey. It is flattered.

So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

For having poor aim and splattering when peeing.

I say **** the ****in ****er's

What can you say when they are impressed by a Subaru. Maybe they would match 'length' for pink slips, but who the hell wants to drive a Subaru.

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Originally posted by MONSTERMATT:
sounds good to me

Have you earned your online GED yet?

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Originally posted by H2 Rocks:
So what are women compensating for when they buy a Hummer?

Certainly not our Bewbie size heh heh

Boy I must be compensating because my great job, nice house, loving family and money in the bank sucks and isn't enough I guess.