I once bought a hummer and couldn't find it after awhile. Any advice?

I once bought a hummer and couldn't find it after awhile. Any advice?

You back again *******? At least we can afford the gas because unlike you we earn a living and are not a welfare dead ass like you.

A poem....by Jonahs

“And then one day it came to pass
That GM built one big bad ass
With power to spare and steel galore
Yet frills and comfort and much, much more

A dream to drive on the urban trails
It gets you there and rarely fails
Among the rocks and rugged hills
It climbs them all and never spills

But then came the greenies and leaf lickers too
To spew their garbage that’s not even true
They lie through their teeth and even more
They now say our beasts have started a war

But don’t despair, just keep on truckin’
Ignore them all they’re not worth fussin’
Sooner or later they’ll fall on their ass
So give us a hill and a full tank of gas”

Now go stick it up your lazy ass you free loader.

You know what? If gas does go up higher, you know who will be bitching? All of you SUV haters. You just haven't grown up enough yet to understand that when you work hard in life, and are successfull, you buy what you want. You don't work hard to let people who can't afford what you really want, tell you that you shouldn't get it.
I'm kind of curious, do you hate people who own huge houses and use up resources to heat and cool them?
What about millionaires who use private jets?
What about the Las Vegas casinos that have about 5 million lights on 24 hours a day.
Do you hate everyone that uses energy, because it makes things more expensive due to supply and demand?
What if you really like the taste of chicken.
Are you going to hate everybody else that eats chicken, since that will make it more expensive for your sorry ass to buy?
You're a sad individual if you haven't learned yet that you have no right to tell people what they can do with their own money.
I hate people who drive these damn Honda's and Toyota's.
I can't understand why Americans want to funnel profits into foreign companies when they have tons of American vehicles to choose from. Much better looking American vehicles also I might add.
But I resist calling you guys a bunch of rice eating jap loving ****heads.
At least most of the time I resist.
****HEAD!

You’ve submitted information to this site administrator, and if one of those stickers appears on my truck, I'll have the courts subpoena the info and take your ass to court. I don’t care if it costs me 10k to prosecute you, it’ll just be the fun of it that makes it all worthwhile. Thanks.

You notice all of the pole smokin ballon knot lickers always leave out where they live in the portion of their sign up to the forum, must be because they want to put stickers on trucks secretly...

If I were to see some jackleg put a sticker on my truck I would kick his/her ass, tie em up throw in back and take em for a ride.

Most of these little punks that bitch about gasoline and war do not even know what they are talking about...

I figure since I have served 6 years in the Army willing to do whatever it takes I can drive whatever I want. So if I see you F*ckin with my truck, god be with you.! Your ass is mine no matter how big you are.

Pissed at punks

That's an unfamiliar site Your are acting like a bored loser with no life, do your internal dignity a favor and go away.

Besides- have you ever thought that we are using the gas on purpose to rid the country of it's nugatory citizens. Oh yeah, jabbo it's all a conspiracy.

jab4inmyass - I hope gas goes to $12.00 a gal also, so *******s like you will have to walk to the welfare bureau for your check.

jabbo444:

Thanks for coming to the site...you really made me see the light!

FS: 2005 H2 SUT 1K miles.


Now I am going to go outside and burn tires, money, and my ultra small condoms in a bonfire!


Troll on baby!

I like how everyone b*tches about Hummers and how they are gas guzzlers. But no one says anything about the excursion, which gets about the same milage as the H2. And lifted trucks get about 3-5 miles to the gallon. And jabbo...go f*ck yourself!

Another possible suspect and candidate for 8 years in the pen.. Bring it on tail-gunner..Bring it on..Its amazing how the internet can be used to find people and there bank accounts..No respect for a machine of beauty..Thats hell to pay sticker boy..You need a kotex I think my g/f has one somewhere around here..

To be honest with you, the choice to purchase my H2 was made that much easier by people like jabbo. Nevermind the capabilities, killer styling and true utility the truck provides (as well as quite a luxury ride), I just really wanted to own a vehicle that could piss so many people off simply by existing.

The third day I had my H2 I caught some kids flipping it off outside of a lunch spot, of course when I came out they ran away and jumped into their Toyota, then a week later someone spat on it while I had dinner.

In prompt response I got the personalized tag 'GLBLWMR' and now the game is on I just hope one day I can find one of them in the act of doing something instead of cowering away like the little geeked out mamas boy fags that they are. Then maybe I can teach them to hug a tree for a different reason

Actually guy we are not fighting for oil in Iraqi so you must be wrong. Why do you care what kind of car someone drives. That is what is great about our county to the freedom to choose if I choose to buy a hummer I will and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. If it get 1 mile per gallon and I can afford it then i will buy one. You are a complete looser and should spend time making signs about cancer research instead of hummers.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jabbo444:
I think I know where your g/f's kotex is, GONEGOLFING, and that's the reason you're so angry and frustrated. And watch out, I know right where your Hummer is, and I comin' to stick my labels all over it. And they're ain't nothin you kin do about it, boy. And we're going after all the rest of you guys too! YEEHAH!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Come to Vegas low life. There's lots of Hummers and the desert has lots of bleached bones.

Yay, a new troll!

When should we expect more of your intelligent posts blabbo? After you're done with your paper route, or after your shift at Hot Dog on a Stick?

AHAAA! Hotdog on a Stick. And a balloon knot licker (eeeyyuuuu)

What a little bitch (like that church ) and you have been "laughing" for 3 hours now. You have proved your level of global, environmental and political knowledge to be quite lacking. Congratulations - ignorance is bliss.

I don't normally waste my time on pussies like you who join a forum just to hide and laugh.

Hey pussy--
My address is:
1393 Old Trenton Road
Princeton Jct, NJ 08550
609-240-3073
Come see me pussy!

I have a number of H2's you can sticker right before my eyes.