...either that or kill them

My son, Reed, is a bit under 3yo now. He's entering that really fun biting stage.

Last night as I arrived at daycare, I entered the playroom and his face lit up. Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!!! he shouts as he runs over to me and wraps his little arms around my thighs in a big hug.

And then, for some unknown reason, he decides to bite my pants...

And through them, a little bit of my right nut at the same time!!!

And then as dad stands their in pain, trying not to shout and set all the wee kiddies a screaming, he looks up at me with his oceans deep, aquamarine blue eyes, and says "...I love you daddy!..." And then he runs off to play with his friends again. Owwwwweeee

Now I know why lions eat their young.

Hahahaha! That's funny. My daughter used to bite our dog.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Thats hilarious! My oldest daughter had a similar thing she used to do at a nice young age. When she was about nut high(around 3 I think)she used to play billy goat and head butt people in the nads! One time she nailed my father inlaw good...I almost pissed myself, I was laughing so hard!

My friends daughter used to do the same thing at daycare. She almost go expelled it got so bad.

We taught her how to growl. So instead of biting when she was angy, she would grrrrowl.

It worked

Is this were we tell funny kid storys? I got a bunch - I'll start with this one from about a year ago.

My boy was about 3, Mom takes him into a womans public restroom to use the bathroom. While Moms washing her hands and primping in the mirror, in walks a young little cutie and she begins to talk to him. Being shy he doesn't say a word. The young lady enters the stall and after about 30 seconds my boy goes to the door of the stall, lays on his back and pushes with his feet and slides under the door and says (impersonating Joey from the TV show friends) "How you Doin?" After a startled little scream and as Mom is DRAGGING him out by his feet, she says "He's so cute!" Mom says, No he's NOT! He'll probably be doing this in his 30's...

My response? Thats my boy!

My best friends little boy finds it funny to coco butt you right in the face while your playing with him.