Two 'pimpin' new commercials...

Two 'pimpin' new commercials...

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

Aggghhh, make it stop.

They should just play this one all the time.

Rock Star

Nice rock star commercial. Now where's the pimping one. I was expecting to see Snoop Dogg or something...

S.

Go to hummer.com and click on Hummer World > TV Commercials.

I HATE the HUMMER commercials. If it was up to them I would have never bought one. Possibly the worst advert. company out there. I would have thought they would go for the outdoors type, a little camping, some rock crawling. Love or hate the Jeep, at least their ads do not involve pregnant monsters or mimes in the desert (where all mimes really belong). I like the outdoors approach. The H3 is way too built to be pimped out with big plasma screens, 24 inch rims, and hydro shocks.

they need a hardcore wheelin commercial

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X2

I don't own a Hummer and if my decision to buy was based on those two commercials, I never will.

Hummer would be better off just showing a link to the off-road pictures on this website.

I like the first one, 2nd with the "h to tha 3" was kinda lame. But of course compare this with the previous crap commercials and it seems to be better. You can't say that these are worse than the monster reproducing cute little h2's one ;P

The funny thing is that people always tell me how much they like the monster commercial.

What could be more gay, than that desert ballet dance with the bar stools. How in da F**k does that relate to HUMMER???? They need to "CAN" their advertising agent and have Neo or F5 or maybe Drty, or even HIHummer to do their commercials. My pitch would be a that guy from that Evil Dead movie who went back in time and one hand was a chainsaw or was it a shotgun? Anyways, And he just go around kicking everyone ass and then I would have him get in his H3 and drive of into the sunset flying 5 feet in the air after taking a hill full on.
"and he would say, Hail to the King, Baby."

yeah...something that actually shows the H3's abilities would be great. Enough bling, music, hiphop, strobes, and city driving! Obviously people could give a crap about music videos staring H3's...they want to see what the hell it can do. Anything else makes it look like a wannabe.

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My Eyes! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

Looks like they are gearing up to introduce the H3street, oops, H3x... Its a sad day.

how about the lame one where its on a dirt road LOL . now we get a street version

The three bears commercial is pretty good. But that's mainly because Goldilocks is hot.

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Oh Yeh!!!

oh cmon you negative nancy's the godzirra commercial is cute and funny, the mime one is gay, i agree, but all the other ones are cool. diffrent strokes for diffrent folks. i doubt hummer would bat an eyelash at you not buying their product. in fact you should sell your hummers, and lamric you should buy a ford escape then you guys can bitch about someone elses commercials. I bought the vehicle for what it is, the commercials arent trying to sell you a car or telling you the stats on the h3 nor comparing them to other makes, they are simply reminding you that there may be another solution to your suv needs and you should go to a dealer and see if one can fit in with your lifestyle... i bet you saw the mimes commercial the first time and watched the whole thing just to say what the hell is this ****.. booya mission accomplished

At least Ford shows the Escape going through snow and doesn't blast you with crappy music.

Jeep showcases their off-road ability, why doesn't Hummer do the same for the H3?