I got to test drive the proposed 2012 Hummer this past weekend & it has some cool things and options.

#1, Engine options
A. Standard 5 Cyl 500HP/500ft lbs
B. V-12 897 HP/ 1000 ft lbs
C. Hydrogen Engine

#2, Transmission
A. Standard 8 speed forward/3 reverse
B. Automatic 7 forward/ 2 reverse
C. Cerebal interface variable auto 1/10000
second reaction time

#3, Final Drive
A. 2 speed push button control 456/290
(mpg in 290 is 43 highway)
B. 4 speed cerebal interface variable from
1:1 to 6 (top speed at 1:1 197mph
estimated)

AND ON AND ON AND ON !!!

I got to test drive the proposed 2012 Hummer this past weekend & it has some cool things and options.

#1, Engine options
A. Standard 5 Cyl 500HP/500ft lbs
B. V-12 897 HP/ 1000 ft lbs
C. Hydrogen Engine

#2, Transmission
A. Standard 8 speed forward/3 reverse
B. Automatic 7 forward/ 2 reverse
C. Cerebal interface variable auto 1/10000
second reaction time

#3, Final Drive
A. 2 speed push button control 456/290
(mpg in 290 is 43 highway)
B. 4 speed cerebal interface variable from
1:1 to 6 (top speed at 1:1 197mph
estimated)

AND ON AND ON AND ON !!!

[insert stoneface here]

you funny 501......I'll be keeping my eye on you

2012 Consumer Reports Hummer underpowered.

HA!