So my little peep whore, you think you can rool da peep world without any kind of a fight don't ya. You sir are sadly mistaken.

This is just the beginning. As we speak I have a small militia of peeps making their way across the country to do battle.

You won't know where, you won't know when but believe me when they strike it will be a shock and awe campaign the likes of which this world has never seen.

Your days are numbered. Consider this war.

Mmmm hmmm.

Yes. Yes you are.

Welcome to the end of life as you know it.

OMFG!!!!!!

LMAO!

Nice Frank! But this now a holy peep war......

I just bought two more packs at Walmart last night. But I feel so PWN3D with a such a small purchase.

Well well, I see you had a few spies in my ranks. Amazing how the start of a war will shake up even the bravest souls. These poor bastards got exactly what they deserved.

I now know your strategy.

This little guy held out till the bitter end but he gave up the goods.

You should not have sent 3 high ranking officials as spies. They got the worst treatment of all.

Burn bitches burn.

Kiss your ass goodbye CO, you don't stand a chance.

Sad Day. Justice will be done, at all costs.

Way too much time on ya'lls hands. GET JOBS!!!!

LMAO!

It appears there is still a spy out there. CNN was not supposed to release that footage unless given orders by high command.

I'll find him.

Here you can see my generals at peep headquarters looking over the war map. I would like this war to last longer than the first wave so I am giving you a small glimpse into what is going on behind the scenes.

If you think what is about to strike is a lot you should see the force I have prepared in case you use your reserves. Hundreds upon hundreds of peeps are ready to deploy at a moments notice.