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Albie 01-28-2005 03:47 AM

Hey everyon, I took the little lady out to lunch today, and had a bit of time till we had to go back to work. So I drove the Hummer around back to get a Nooner...... Man it was great!!!!!!! Do you guys get Nooners too..

J.T.H2 01-28-2005 04:22 AM


DRTYFN 01-28-2005 04:35 AM

Don't you dare put that motherf*cker's picture next to our beloved(even though it's shortbus yellow) H2!!! He's not fit to ride in a garbage truck. Why can't his heart give out while he's banging some young chippie?

J.T.H2 01-28-2005 04:48 AM

LMAO!!!

HUMMERcustoms.com/TAZ 01-28-2005 05:32 AM

I agree with You DRTYFN. I still tell people I lived under 6 terms as Gov. of AR. not counting when He did a stint as State Att. Grneral
The only reason AR. did not run dead last in everything measured was Mississippi was there but, they are starting to pull away. This guy Goverened at most 2.5 million prople which is smaller than our major cities. YET, forgive My outrage if it comes thru but, The morron's in this country elected this guy that wanted to leave legacy and basicly did it by doing nothing or doing something and doing it wroung. I would travel and tell people run from this guy as fast and as far as they could. They could not understand why I did not support My former govener and I told them I'm not a blind sheep following around what seems to be a fad besides I remind I had been under His rule for a long time and You get to now when the wolf has slipped His sheeps clothing. And I must say there were way more peolpe in this state to vote against Him that He could not carry Arkansas so He quit coming here. Sorry DRTYFN but had to vent every so often about this guy and You just accidetially open the barn door. Man I have never disliked a human as uch as this guy.
Way to go DRTFN

TAZ

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DRTYFN:
Don't you dare put that motherf*cker's picture next to our beloved(even though it's shortbus yellow) H2!!! He's not fit to ride in a garbage truck. Why can't his heart give out while he's banging some young chippie? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

DennisAJC 01-28-2005 10:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
Hey everyon, I took the little lady out to lunch today, and had a bit of time till we had to go back to work. So I drove the Hummer around back to get a Nooner...... Man it was great!!!!!!! Do you guys get Nooners too.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


What's a Nooner? Can you post some pics Albie?

Is that the same as "Lunchtime Hummer Hump"?

When you say you, "had a bit of time till work" did you mean 5 minutes? 2 minutes? Does that include foreplay?

KenP 01-28-2005 12:14 PM

I think it is more along the lines of, "Just stick it in and get off me when you are done. And DON'T get that stuff on my new dress!"

Spike 01-28-2005 12:39 PM

originally posted by DennisAJC,
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>What's a Nooner? Can you post some pics Albie? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is right out of Websters dictionary.

One entry found for "nooner"
Main Entry:noo-ner
Pronunciation: 'new-ner
Function:verb
1: one that noons, especially in prison or prison like setting.
2 a : what one cell mate does to other cell mate while lying face down. b: usually done by force or while cell mate is sleeping.

Hey Dennis are you sure you still want to see pictures?

Hey Albie, is your license plate on your H2-"CB4"? (cell block 4)

Albie 01-28-2005 03:38 PM

LOL you guys are out of control.....

Nooner: a heterosexual act other than kissing; around lunch time. ( with a big boobie chick) and no Dennis not a fat one.

Stu Olson 01-28-2005 03:42 PM

I had a nooner with my girlfriend cop2be yesterday. Think I am going after Tooms today she is hawt!!!

DennisAJC 01-28-2005 03:43 PM

I'm curious Albie as to which one of your 30 girlfriends it could be. Or do you rotate?

PICS!

Neil 01-28-2005 03:47 PM

my girlfriend topless jeep girl is pregnant and that belly doesn't fit of the shifter. is there any mods so i can get a hummer nooner? please i can't take going back to work at 4wdh without one

Stu Olson 01-28-2005 03:49 PM

Cop2be or Tooms? I got a pretty "close" look at cop2be and im pretty sure its just a big clit. I am a little suspicious about Tooms though...

Albie 01-28-2005 03:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DennisAJC:
I curious Albie as to which one of your 30 girlfriends it could be. Or do you rotate?

PICS! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dennis keep it on the down low. I only have one girlfriend right now.......LOL

Wharfrat 01-28-2005 03:49 PM

Here is your nooner, turd.

RandyMolson 01-28-2005 03:52 PM

Just one of the many benefits of Hummer ownerhood.

Albie 01-28-2005 05:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RandyMolson:
Just one of the many benefits of Hummer ownerhood. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> o yess

rufor69 01-28-2005 08:30 PM

has anyone had any luck getting there oldlady over the center concole for a good hummer while driving

Dug 01-31-2005 12:49 AM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Albie:
Hey everyon, I took the little lady out to lunch today, and had a bit of time till we had to go back to work. So I drove the Hummer around back to get a Nooner...... Man it was great!!!!!!! Do you guys get Nooners too.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Albie - was it like this?

Albie 01-31-2005 03:01 PM

<BIG> YES IT WAS </BIG>


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