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Connie_Chung 05-31-2006 05:49 PM
Chuck Norris is a Pussy
 
I guess it's true afterall.

Read the truth

ShaggyX 05-31-2006 05:53 PM
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Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and decided he'd rather never see again.
LMAO

KenP 05-31-2006 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ShaggyX
LMAO
X2 zillion:D

h2co-pilot 06-01-2006 12:19 AM
Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
 
That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?

ShaggyX 06-01-2006 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
That wasn't very nice, he is a great man. Didn't he die?
We can always hope.

ETD 06-01-2006 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Connie_Chung
I guess it's true afterall.

Read the truth

Wow.
:eek::eek::D

Arizona Hummerboy 06-01-2006 05:15 AM
Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
 
People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!

CO Hummer 06-01-2006 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Arizona Hummerboy
People who write Sh-t like that just make's me SICK!!!!!

Agreed. Shaggy is out of line here.

Marcmedic 06-01-2006 05:41 AM
Re: Chuck Norris is a Pussy
 
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???

Ted Kennedy 06-01-2006 06:10 AM
!!
 
Look, I don't want to sound brash, but Mr. Charlie Norris and I were at the same prep school and then we went off to Ninja School together in Idaho. We were a team. We were equals. We were Kick-Boxing-Ninja-B!tches! Sure, he won the World Karate Championships in the late '70s, and I never achieved such fame as a martial arts guy, but I never once, never, never, lost to him during any of our private Sumo wrestling matches. Beat him every time. And then sat on his face. I am the Sumo Master!!! Charlie may have the Karate championships and the fame from his gun-slingin' Texas TV show, but I Sumo slammed his skinny butt home every time I half-tried. Then, I made him drink cheap blended Scotch.:D

ShaggyX 06-01-2006 06:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???
Thats the nice thing about being so skinny. You would never be able to hit me. :p

CO Hummer 06-01-2006 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcmedic
You want me to do a drive by and cap his skinny a$$???

Werd up.

h2co-pilot 06-01-2006 02:56 PM
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OMGosh.:eek:

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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.

Sewie 06-01-2006 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
OMGosh.:eek:
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As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos. For every inch of hippo cock sucked, you received one point. But Chuck Norris once received an automatic 60 points and a lifetime of undeserved popularity for shaving a hippo's pubes and hot-gluing them to his face.
Hippos have pubes?!?!:confused:

Sewie 06-01-2006 10:08 PM
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Disturbing.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can't have sex with 25 gold coins.

Marcmedic 06-02-2006 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
Werd up.

Hey...that's not fair...I just noticed the Asian lady didn't get painted. Favoritism??? I think so!!!

KenP 06-12-2006 09:11 PM
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:D

Connie_Chung 06-12-2006 09:21 PM
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KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.

KenP 06-12-2006 09:26 PM
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KenP,
This is a serious thread. Please keep your Mexican bashing out of this.
No problem, slanteye.

Steve - SanJose 06-13-2006 06:45 AM
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Oh! Connie likes Chuck even less than most...


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