If I ask nicely...
 

...Is there anyone out there that will buy me this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/H-1-CONVERTIBLE-OPEN-TOP-4WD-SPORT-UTILITY-WAGON-FL_W0QQitemZ4646326739QQcategoryZ5360QQrdZ1QQcmdZV iewItem#lg

Pleeeeease! :D I'll give myself to any of you (ehem, attractive) females that might accept my body in exchange for an H1 ALPHA Opentop! :D:D

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wow...just noticed the curb weight of the alpha open-top at 7847 lbs (not including the winch, runflats, and hitch -- me thinks). As a comparison, the curb weight of my '97 open-top is 6610 lbs. I didn't think there'd be 1200 lbs difference!

RB

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Well I was thinking about helping a fellow HUMMER bud out, but when I saw that you want a yellow one I changed my mind. Sorry.

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Bastid! I'll take any color ALPHA. I just want one!!! :D

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Do you want it now. :D I even edited if for you and took the dude off the roof for you, that was just to much.

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I don't see why I should be harrassed just because my favorite color is yellow. Go shove your schlong up someone else's arse!:mad: :p

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Oh Aubs, I'm not harping on you. I'm just a tried and true black H1 owner. I'm just fuking with you. Tell you what, I'll be be the first to kick 50.00 bucks in to getting you an H1. I suppose you can pick the color too. :)

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Does this mean you'll be my 'daddy'? :p :p :p

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Oh thats just wrong Aubs. :eek: Even though lady troubles (for both you and I) would be a thing of the past, still thats just not right. ;)

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I dunno. We're both 21 and available. It could be a beautiful friendship...:D