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Arizona Hummerboy 07-02-2006 11:30 PM

The Lizard- This Is Good
 
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint
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when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"

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<FONT face=Arial color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><FONT face=Verdana color=black size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"


The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

DRTYFN 07-02-2006 11:36 PM

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404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.:rolleyes:

dеiтайожни 07-02-2006 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
404 Funny not found. Guess it's stoner humor.:rolleyes:


I don't think it's a joke, just someone organizing their thoughts online. :confused:

Sewie 07-03-2006 07:48 AM

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WTF??? :confused:

Exactly how hot is it in AZ right now? Find some shade or something man, your brain's melting.

Aubs 07-03-2006 01:18 PM

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I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think. :D

h2co-pilot 07-03-2006 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Aubs
I have spent too long trying to figure this one out. I shall have to relay it to the hippie roommates and see what they think. :D


:DJase, DO NOW.:D

HIHUMMER 07-03-2006 02:25 PM

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:confused:
Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?

Aubs 07-03-2006 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HIHUMMER
:confused:
Maybe he's going to come back and finish it?


Yeah, he's probably distracted by something shiny.

You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked. :eek: :p :D

Aubs 07-03-2006 02:41 PM

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You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arizona Hummerboy
A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint
Attachment 23983

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "What are you doing?"

Attachment 23984


Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"


The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.......how much water did you
drink?!!



dеiтайожни 07-03-2006 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Aubs
You'll all be so dissapointed to know that I'm leaving the hippie chicks. I have found other people who aren't so hippie. They just like to be naked. :eek: :p :D


Ah, you joined a fraternity. ;)

DRTYFN 07-03-2006 04:41 PM

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We've got to take into consideration that AZH suffered some pretty serious head trauma in an accident a couple of years ago. That might be why his post is so garbled.;):D:D

Steve - SanJose 07-03-2006 06:00 PM

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Ease up on the weed dude...

h2co-pilot 07-03-2006 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Aubs
You have to stop smoking that sh!t. It's making you unable to tell a joke properly. This is how it's supposed to go...


LMAO! Now THAT was funny.:D:D:D

Tighten up AZH.;)

KenP 07-03-2006 11:15 PM

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Thanks Aubs. I kept scrolling down trying to find the punch line.

Agriv8r 07-04-2006 03:10 PM

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It does make it a little more interesting when the story gets finished:)


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