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KenP 07-16-2006 04:32 AM

NASCAR > ALL
 
F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ssi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...car/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ide/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:
Quote:

and an interest by sponsor Mecachrome, a French engineering company with Formula One ties that wants to get involved in NASCAR, were among the reasons he has seriously begun efforts to align himself with a Busch Series team.

KenP 07-16-2006 04:38 AM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!

:D :eek: :D

KenP 07-16-2006 04:40 AM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
:o OOOOPS, someone just saw this and is embarrassed.:p

KenP 07-16-2006 04:51 AM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Where else in racin' can you hear things like:

Boogity-boogity-boogity....

Let's git er dun...

and

That's racin'...(Right after you ran the other car straight into the wall)

???

DennisAJC 07-16-2006 05:07 AM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
Now imagine this:

http://www.nascar.com/races/tracks/rir/index.html
Me and a buddy from here going to the Richmond race. No biggie, right? We are from Virginia, afterall.

Now add our favorite Mississippi redneck family to the mix. Sounds right? Of course.

But get this: Our favorite Northern Messican CanAsian family!!!!

That's right. NASCAR crosses borders, Nationalities and Races!!!

Just imagine a Northern Messican CanAsian with a NASCAR hat, big red ear phones, and a racer's tee shirt on holding a Bud in one hand and a chicken wing in the other!!!

Oh hell yeah, NASCAR ROCKS!!!!



No pictures please.:D Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.:D

KenP 07-16-2006 05:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC
No pictures please.:D Can't wait. I'll be bringing a beer vest for all yous.:D

Oh, the pics will happen! Beer vest sounds over-the-top-cool!!!

devilsfan 07-16-2006 03:15 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world? :D ;)

Stacy

PARAGON 07-16-2006 03:36 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
F1
Welcome to the big league, Juan Pablo Montoyo.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ssi/index.html

IRL
Danica, want to come over to the fun side?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...car/index.html

IRL
Carpentier, good luck buddy. Hope to have you here.
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/head...ide/index.html

F1 Sponsor from the link above:

Won't be long before we have a group try to put together a competitor to NASCAR.

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?;)

KenP 07-16-2006 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by devilsfan
Isn't it nice to see our white trash infesting all corners of the world? :D ;)

Stacy

We will control all.

KenP 07-16-2006 04:25 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/feat...don/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1

KenP 07-16-2006 04:49 PM

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BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.:mad:

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.:mad:

PARAGON 07-16-2006 05:09 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
Have you ever looked at this?
http://www.nascar.com/2006/news/feat...don/index.html

It's pretty funnay!!1

That's funny

They are interviewing Busch about his sunglasses right now

31_bandits 07-16-2006 05:13 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.

Mrs.ssippi 07-16-2006 06:25 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 31_bandits
i once listened to a group of wildly drunk WTs who i happen to know reminisce emotionally about where they were the moment JR crashed.

This is cause for a new sig.


I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. :D And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point. :)

DennisAJC 07-16-2006 06:40 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PARAGON

Dennis, will the beer vest make me look fat?;)


No but we might get mistaken for suicide bombers.:D

Mrs.ssippi 07-16-2006 06:45 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
BTW, I don't want Gordo to ever, ever win another race.:mad:

If you don't know why, don't ask. You're not a fan.:mad:


I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D

KenP 07-16-2006 06:46 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi

I don't think you are a "FAN" because it was not JR, it was his dad. :D And I remember what I was doing when "THE WRECK" happened. And I was not a fan at that point. :)

I remember.:(

Dennis, don't bring them then. It's going to be hard enough getting you into the track to start with.:eek: ;)

KenP 07-16-2006 06:47 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D

Well, I guess we all know where you stand.:eek:

evldave 07-16-2006 08:15 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I hope that jack @ss, piece of sh!t, mother @^#&$, gay and I mean gay not ghay, dick head, Jimmy Johnson lovin', ........................( 20 min later and still on a rant) wreckin' everyone just so he can win, NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER ever wins a race again. He is an @SSHOLE. I can't even believe someone would like him. So in other words Ken I agree with you. :D


You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

PARAGON 07-16-2006 08:23 PM

Re: NASCAR > ALL
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by evldave
You're just jealous because he's not a redneck, inbred family man who's opinion of hisself is 4x his ability who's been living on the coattails of his dead dad's reputation. I think last year pretty much showed us what Jr's made of. How many Winston Cups Championships does Jr have? How many does Jeff have? hmmmm, plus he was married to Mrs Winston Cup & just got engaged, so I don't think he's gay...

"hisself" is not a word ;) :D


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