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Interesting Penis Facts...Safe for work

Just thought some of this was interesting.

Penis Facts

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches
The Longest: 13 inches
The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour
All penises bend slightly to the left or right — there is no perfectly straight penis.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

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Originally Posted by KenP

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

Well that explains what I saw the other day. :confused:

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"The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch":eek:
Pee Wee Herman????:D

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Boys are gross.:giggling:

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Originally Posted by Sewie

Well that explains what I saw the other day. :confused:

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Where can I get some of that?

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Boys are gross.:giggling:

we are gross??? think what women do with them. now thats gross!!:eek:

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You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Boys are gross.:giggling:

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p

X2. Even the hot ones.:beerchug:

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Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:

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Originally Posted by KenP

X2. Even the hot ones.:beerchug:

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:

HAHAHAhahaha!!! You're gonna catch crap for that one.:giggling: :giggling: :shhh:

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

Damn straight bro. I sleep well at night knowing that the only time I'm bleeding is when I have a cut. :eek:

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :beerchug:

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Originally Posted by ssgharkness020147

You girls are WAYYY worse CP. :p

Oh please, our organs are like little flowers.

Yours are like...well...dicks and with your nasty little balls. Eyu!:p

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

Oh please, our organs are like little flowers.

Yours are like...well...dicks and with your nasty little balls. Eyu!:p

I am a little flower and all of you guys need to go ahead and be truthful. Womens bodies are very beautiful. Mens bodies well..........are not! :dancingbanana:

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Yup female bodies are great.

It's the mind that makes it real hard to put up with most of you.:D

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WOW- It's great to be above avg. for once. :yawn:

I think they got the shortest length from a CAnasian. :dancingbanana:

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Originally Posted by timgco

I think they got the shortest length from a CAnasian. :dancingbanana:

Nope, heard it was from guys in the northwest US who drive pewter.

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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose

boys are gross.

S.

:iagree:

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

:iagree:

Hey I resemble that.

S.