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W1N 01-15-2006 05:43 AM

Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman

W1N 01-15-2006 05:43 AM

Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman

KenP 01-15-2006 06:09 AM

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, just wait until you find the "Advanced" feature.

W1N 01-15-2006 06:17 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KenP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman, with right words you can get her do all kinds of good stuff for you.

I guess I need to work on this; the find button as well as my woman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, just wait until you find the "Advanced" feature. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's too good to be true. I've got take one step at the time though. And there will be the reward

h2co-pilot 01-15-2006 10:22 AM

It's called the "clitoris".

W1N 01-15-2006 06:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, one day and so many new things. Where can I find a manual for one???


KenP 01-15-2006 07:40 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, one day and so many new things. Where can I find a manual for one???

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Buy a magazigne.

h2co-pilot 01-15-2006 09:18 PM

W1N, Long have you been without woman-friend?

I can't believe you are single. The most important thing is to be yourself.

This is CP's mandatory man qualities. I copied them from my Girls Thread.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> A sense of humor- totally mandatory

Good personal hygiene- a tooth brush, soap, shampoo and Crest White strips do wonders Anyone can be good looking, (ever see a really hot celebrity without the get-up)it's all about the upkeep, if you see something funky that shouldn't be there or you see a part of you that isn't clean or healthy looking- take care of it. It's instinctual for unhealthy looking sh<span class="ev_code_BLACK">i</span>t to look bad to us.

Must be easy on the personal fragrance-just a spray and walk through is just fine, oooh, or just good smelling clothes does it for me, like a Tide and Bounce dryer sheet combo. Mmmmmm

Confidence without being egotistical- cannot be cheesy or mean

Ambition- not money necessarily, but a drive to do well in society and for himself. Must be passionate about something.

Knowledge of the female anatomy- there is nothing like a man that thinks he looks good so he doesn't have to work on his bedroom skeels. I think men can relate to this as well. And if you have studied- let us know in a subtle way- it's hot.

Intelligence- so key, you can have the most perfect specimen of man, but if he is not all there, it's pointless, it is hard to play with him like you want. {Bodies play together(again knowledge of the female anatomy may be hard for a slow guy)and minds play too. If you can't play then it's not fun.} Plus good conversations are imperitive. Men can relate I'm sure- even Gary and Wyatt gave Lisa a brain.
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Racer-X 01-15-2006 10:24 PM

Does size matter?

h2co-pilot 01-16-2006 12:01 AM

I can't really say, I haven't been with that many different ones. But it doesn't matter to me, the experience and intensity is more important than the size.

KenP 01-16-2006 12:27 AM


h2co-pilot 01-16-2006 01:06 AM

I ignore the bad smells.

That was my advice to some dude a couple of months ago.

DennisAJC 01-16-2006 01:19 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
It's called the "clitoris". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

There`s also a cool button inside that a man can reach with the repetitive "Come here" gesture with his finger.

This button in combination with 2-3 other "Actions" makes women babble incoherently.

Racer-X 01-16-2006 02:56 AM

I've hit that button - I thought it was the rewind!???

h2co-pilot 01-16-2006 02:00 PM

Dennis stop it. Weird things are happening to my body. You're making me think of you differently.

Ipedog 01-16-2006 02:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by h2co-pilot:
Dennis stop it. Weird things are happening to my body. You're making me think of you differently. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is this the beginnings of incoherent babbling?

CO Hummer 01-16-2006 02:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by W1N:
Just figured this out. Find button is like a woman </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Agreed. You tell it what to do, but it always comes back with unexpected results.

Racer-X 01-16-2006 03:56 PM

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How many of you guys have one of these?

KenP 01-16-2006 05:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Racer-X:
How many of you guys have one of these? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey, that's H2Finally's.


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