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KenP	10-09-2006 04:51 PM

Get me a Beer

A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer.

He gulped it down too, and said, "Quick, another beer,
it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to! me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
ironall day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it's started."

GLBLWARMR

10-09-2006 05:29 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

:iagree: Thats funny.

Hmmm2

10-09-2006 08:01 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

ROFLOL!!!:jump:

DDWH	10-09-2006 10:30 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

:jump: :beerchug:

DennisAJC

10-09-2006 10:49 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

Poor CP.:giggling:

Interleukin

10-09-2006 11:02 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

Damn, sounds like someone's been listening outside my window.:p

Hmmm2

10-10-2006 01:42 AM

Re: Get me a Beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Interleukin

Damn, sounds like someone's been listening outside my window.:p

:jump: Too funny :jump:

westhillsat

10-10-2006 03:26 AM

Re: Get me a Beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hmmm3

:jump: Too funny :jump:

X2 :jump:

Agriv8r

10-10-2006 04:09 AM

Re: Get me a Beer

what if you dont like beer??

KenP	10-10-2006 06:30 AM

Re: Get me a Beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agriv8r

what if you dont like beer??

Tell her to mix some chit and bring it to you!:twak: :beerchug:

Agriv8r

10-10-2006 04:55 PM

Re: Get me a Beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP

Tell her to mix some chit and bring it to you!:twak: :beerchug:

ok, thanx:clapping:

raptorman53

10-11-2006 12:30 AM

Re: Get me a Beer

:perfect10s: :perfect10s: :perfect10s:

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