Originally Posted by PARAGON

My friend just bought a used 04 PRIUS 33K miles, air box, exhaust, and possibly tuning. He's been talking smack about how much faster his PRIUS is than my H2. His wife has an H3 so he knows it all. He shows up at my condo with his mom and is ready to go. We go to our favorite 1/2 mile race spot (BRISTOL) and I pull many car lengths on him. I put him a couple of laps down and that gets boring. So I parked the H2, ran to the snack bar get a couple of beers and a sausage with all the fixins. I run back to the track (beers in hand) jump back into the truck. By this point I am 4 laps down so I just spin the fvckers into the wall. The impact with the wall flips their PRIUS on its roof. So for the next couple of laps BRISTOL raceway becomes my own personal hockey rink. Boy it was fun slap shoting them around the track. I only spilled my beer a little bit. So once I am done destroying their car, I call them both a cab. As he's leaving with his mom he shouts out the window see-ya Hummer Sr. Some kids never learn.

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