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well, thats ok, i can remember when i couldnt afford one either.

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:jump: :dancingbanana: :jump:
LOL!

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I'll just say - "My condolences to you sir/ma'am" :clapping:

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:perfect10s:

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Blow it out your bung hole!

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It all depends on what their complaint is, but in any case you must be creative and have fun with them and/or further piss them off, scare them or worse (:giggling:).

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Not bad. Haven't had a need to use it yet.

S.

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Wasting gas? My Hummer runs on ignorance, and you just topped off my tank.

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When someone flips you off while driving...

Follow them until they go home, make it somewhat obvious, snap a few pictures of them if you want.

Park in front of their house, start taking pictures of their house from outside of your truck.

Call up a friend and have them bring:
Pup tent
Full bottlenose dolphin costume
a manual can opener
3 containers of tuna
a butane lighter
small electric latern
2 coffee filters
a popular magazine in spanish
a half roll of duct tape
2 pairs of pliers

Put on the dolphin costume, setup your tent in their front yard. Fill it with your supplies.

Wait.

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WTF LMAO :giggling:

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Then what? What happens? I can't stand waiting. TELL US NOW! :excited:

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good ones everyone, i havent had the chance to try these out, but i probably will soon.

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OK, here's another idea. If you're parked on the side of the road and and some bleedingheartfingerwagginghomosexualtreehugger badmouths your Hummer:

Immediately restart your vehicle before going any further and let it idle, telling the little faggot that you intend to maximize your contribution to global warming. Then, go to the the back of your vehicle and pull out your chain saw. Make sure you put too much 2-stroke oil in it so that it produces a choking, black cloud and then saw down the nicest tree you can find. Ideally, select one with a spotted owl nesting in it. Pour any remaining gasoline/oil in creek. Use the tree to make a large bat, then reach back into your vehicle, pull out a cuddly little seal pup and club it to death. As you wave goodbye and depart, be sure to leave the roadway and grind your tire treads over as many endangered wildflowers as possible. :fdance:

Fuel burned while idling: $4
Chain saw, fuel, oil, live seal pup $347
NRA Member and Have a Nice Day bumper stickers $1
The expression on granolabreath's face in your rear view mirror: Priceless

:giggling:

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:D

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I just wave and act extremely nice to them, even letting them in, etc. It confuses the **** out of them. It turns them into the jackass. Never stoop to their level. I.e. Leterman vs. O'rielly.

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Why would you want to confuse them when you can emotionally scar them for life? You are far too practical and mature. :yawn:

:D

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No chit mang! You could turn the tables and make the hater feel like the jackass for a few minutes. OR you could put the fear in them for the rest of their lives, they'll never know what door a strange man dressed as a bottlenosed dolphin might be lurking behind. They'll be looking over their shoulders, never making eye contact with other drivers, it will be burned into their memory forever and they will involuntarily lose control of their bowels everytime they visit Sea World.

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You have to save that for someone who actually damages your vehicle. Trust me, if someone Fukked with my truck and I was lucky enogh to catch them, you wouldnt think I was mature and practical anymore!!:D

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You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now. I keep giggling like a little girl every time I read this post!!!

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:D Did I write that out loud? :giggling: