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DDWH 12-01-2006 04:18 AM

ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAP PROMISE.........
 
The Democrats new promise "A New Direction For America - Vote Democratic"

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America 's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Oil prices are plummeting.
A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means. what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means, what?



Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:

The economy to go South
Illegal to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck !
I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillory C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections.
I am going to be able to sleep soooooo much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

NEOCON1 12-01-2006 04:54 AM

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:iagree: i hope they dont get us all killed :mad:

GLBLWARMR 12-01-2006 05:01 AM

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Fvck it I am moving to Thailand and I ain't coming back.

KenP 12-01-2006 05:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NEOCON1
:iagree: i hope they dont get us all killed :mad:

X2

I'm skeered....

DDWH 12-01-2006 06:21 AM

Re: ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAP PROMISE.........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
X2

I'm skeered....


:iagree: Caymen Islands are looking good!:D

KenP 12-01-2006 06:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DDWH
:iagree: Caymen Islands are looking good!:D

Might as well be closer to my $$$ anyway.:shhh: :)

Mrs.ssippi 12-01-2006 02:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KenP
Might as well be closer to my $$$ anyway.:shhh: :)

Might as well be closer to finding an old, and I mean Anna Nicole old, rich man to snuggle up to for a few weeks, then bury him and send Paragon and the family plane tickets. :beerchug:

NEOCON1 12-01-2006 05:47 PM

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after both coasts get taken out whoever is still alive can come to Moab :giggling:

DRTYFN 12-01-2006 07:28 PM

Re: ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAP PROMISE.........
 
The next two years will be a perfect wake up call for the American public to realize that the Liebrals have NOTHING to offer this country except divisiveness, whining, multiple levels of excessive taxation, a complete lack of ethics, massive hypocrisy & lies. More than enough to ensure victory in 2008.:beerchug:

h2co-pilot 12-01-2006 10:49 PM

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Some of the younger Democraps are showing promise, it's the older set ones that I worry about. I wish that they would take there hippy baby booming attitudes and rebelion against our government and way of life, then protect us and focus on rebelling for the freedom and rights of the rest of the world.

It will happen in time, hopefully we won't lose a city or thousands in the process.





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CO Hummer 12-02-2006 10:22 AM

Re: ANALYZE THE DEMOCRAP PROMISE.........
 
I just got off the phone with Alec Baldwin. He has some great instructions on how to get out of the country quick when your candidate doesn't win. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Seriously, I'm probably gonna leave. Prolly go to Canada, or Moab, or something.


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