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Grape Ape 12-06-2006 08:41 PM
Huge Medical Breakthrough!!!!
 
javascript:ol('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');

Cant get the link right......

KenP 12-06-2006 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Grape Ape
javascript:ol('http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm');
Oh hell yeah!!!!

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm
Quote:
(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Too bad it's fake:
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

Grape Ape 12-06-2006 09:09 PM
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I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.

KenP 12-06-2006 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grape Ape
I'll be printing it out and taping it on the fridge for the wife. I'm not telling her!
I am going to tell her how "concerned for her health" I am. I think I tried the "good for your complexion" routine before.
I use that one all the time. Now the wife's too smart for that crap and Snopes or Googles, everything I tell her.:(

Mrs.ssippi 12-06-2006 10:48 PM
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I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless. :beerchug:

f5fstop 12-06-2006 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
I'm a dental hygienist and one time this lady came in to have her teeth cleaned. After an exam, I told her she had periodontal disease and she might lose her teeth if she did not do something about it and she needed more than just a "teeth cleaning", also called a prophy. She then asked me if she could ask me a question, "being a medical professional". I told her sure, but I'm a dental hygienist, I don't know how much I can help you if its not dental related. She then asked me if she had this periodontal disease because she holds semen in her mouth. It took everything I had not to just fall out on the floor. So I told her this was more of a question for the dentist and I went and got him. I did not give him the heads up on the question. I then went and told the other girls in the office and we all listened and giggled like little school girls when we heard her ask him. That was priceless. :beerchug:

What did the Dentist say?????

On another note:
Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist first thing in the morning, and during the exam, the dentist looked at him and said, "I see you had oral sex this morning."
The guy smiled and answered, "How could you tell, do I have a hair caught in my teeth?"
The dentist smiled and said, "No, you have poop on your nose.":dancingbanana:

KenP 12-06-2006 11:41 PM
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CP's dad pulled my wisdom teeth. When I started to come out of the stupor, I asked if anyone had "touched me".:giggling:

Damn, I hurt for days and days!!! I think he did it on purpose.:rant: Me = :OWNED:

DennisAJC 12-06-2006 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by KenP

X2 It's fake.

Mr. I - Man 12-07-2006 12:10 AM
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Hell, If thats the case I'm going to start hanging out at those Race For The Cure breast cancer walks & runs, to sacrifice my bodily functions for the good of medicine and women worldwide.

Just call me a charity whore for a good cause.

f5fstop 12-07-2006 12:47 AM
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Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.:beerchug:

DDWH 12-07-2006 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by f5fstop
Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.:beerchug:

:iagree: and I will have it printed out to show her when she gets home!:dancingbanana:"Honey, I just want to make sure your healty!":beerchug:

HummBob 12-07-2006 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by f5fstop
Don't care if it is fake, I know a few who will believe it.:beerchug:

My kind of Girls....STUPID AND SWALLOW!!!:D

h2co-pilot 12-07-2006 03:16 AM
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Gawd, Guys are suck dicks!:rant::D

(edit: I spelled "such" wrong and it was a F slip. LMAO. I'm leaving it.:clapping: )

fourfourto 12-07-2006 05:16 AM
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Adam in CO 12-07-2006 03:33 PM
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REPOST!

But I printed it out and put it on the fridge anyway. Worked, too.

KenP 12-07-2006 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
X2 It's fake.
But it could be REAL!!!

Mrs.ssippi 12-07-2006 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
REPOST!

But I printed it out and put it on the fridge anyway. Worked, too.
Yuck, I just threw up alittle at the thought of that!!!!!!!! I've always been told the ones that brag about it, normally are not getting any. :giggling: ;)

Adam in CO 12-07-2006 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs.ssippi
Yuck, I just threw up alittle at the thought of that!!!!!!!! I've always been told the ones that brag about it, normally are not getting any. :giggling: ;)

You threw up at the thought of my wife blowin' me? Ever had a weenie tot?

Mrs.ssippi 12-07-2006 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam in CO
You threw up at the thought of my wife blowin' me? Ever had a weenie tot?
Okay, I will probably hate myself for asking, but what the hell is a weenie tot? It sounds small. I like kilbasa sausage. anything like that?:D

Adam in CO 12-07-2006 06:35 PM
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That's funny. I don't think there is such a thing, but it's a product from the Al Bundy era. I assume something like little smokies.


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