The crazy joke..
 

n orderly at the Happy Acres mental institute is making his rounds one day, passing out copious amounts of medication to all the crazy folk, when he sees a patient running back and forth in the halls pretending he's driving a car.
"What are you doing, George?" the orderly asks the patient.
"I'm going to LA for the weekend," George replies delusionally.
The orderly chuckles to himself and goes into George's room to change the sheets. As he walks into the room he sees another one of the patients on the bed, masturbating furiously.
"What the **** do you think you're doing?" the orderly yells.
"Shhh," the patient whispers, "I'm screwing George's wife while he's in LA."