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ROX	12-13-2006 05:54 PM

Remember this at Christmas

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas!

Arizona Hummerboy

12-13-2006 06:00 PM

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That is because that Fat Ass In The Red Velvet Suit, has that Best GPS Unit on the market.:giggling:

CO Hummer

12-13-2006 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

........We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Merry Christmas!

True. But never once did have the raindear whined, nagged or complained. ;) :OWNED:

SnakeH2

12-13-2006 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Santa be pimpin' those bitches. Now we know why he says ho ho ho!!:clapping:

ROX	12-13-2006 09:46 PM

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:jump: :beerchug:

Some of those Reindeer names need a little tweaking tho. Sounds like an alias for strippers. "Hi, my names Betty, but I go by Prancer around xmas time. Santa says I'm lots of fun!"hehe

BlueHUMMERH2

12-13-2006 11:05 PM

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Haha, "Prancer" :jump:

h2co-pilot

12-13-2006 11:05 PM

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:jump:

GLBLWARMR

12-14-2006 12:33 AM

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Male or female, who cares, they both die the same when shot. Also, they taste the same when cooked.:giggling: :giggling:

KenP	12-14-2006 01:20 AM

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Your reasoning is not necessarily correct. I'll call it FAKE!!!

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/reindeer.asp

Funny:

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So, are Santa's reindeer really all female, even though some of them bear masculine names such as "Rudolph" and are often depicted with male personalities and voices? Well, it's not impossible that a male reindeer could retain his antlers as late as December 24, just not necessarily the norm. And that's not nearly as unusual as a fellow who lives at the North Pole, spends the year making toys for millions of children all over the world, and manages to deliver all of them in a single evening. If Santa could find a way to make reindeer fly, his coming up with a way to ensure the bulls kept their antlers until late December must have been a piece of cake.

K9sH3

12-14-2006 02:09 AM

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I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

:popcorn:

KenP	12-14-2006 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by K9sH3

I am afraid to ask, but here goes...

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

:popcorn:

He was a virgin and didn't have his timing right.:giggling:

Steve - SanJose

12-14-2006 06:27 AM

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Ho the ho.

frenzy1

12-14-2006 07:34 AM

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:jump:

ROX	12-14-2006 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by K9sH3

So whats the reason behind the red nose?

And why does Santa have red cheeks?:confused:

KenP	12-14-2006 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

And why does Santa have red cheeks?:confused:

He was bitch slapped by Mrs. Clause for screwing around with teh Ho-Ho's.:jump:

ROX	12-15-2006 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KenP

He was bitch slapped by Mrs. Clause for screwing around with teh Ho-Ho's.:jump:

:jump: :perfect10s:
Playing too many Reindeer games?

h2co-pilot

12-15-2006 04:36 AM

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:jump:

And btw.....

Rudolph was invented by Montgomery Wards. Who is going to cry?:popcorn:

Bully13

12-15-2006 05:41 AM

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I wanna meet Vixen

DennisAJC

12-15-2006 10:02 AM

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Reindeer chicks. Niiiiice.:D

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