Seven wise men.....
 

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

:dancingbanana::jump: :dancingbanana:

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

How apropos, reminds me of most of the squids I know. :giggling:

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

Eyu Sewie!!!:eek::D

Why couldn't the sailor be a dirty little mulva, loon or wussy?:rant:;)

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

Gotta thank the Navy again without them we wouldn't have SEAMEN to make the pearl necklaces. :fdance: :fdance:

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

:perfect10s: FUNNAY!!!:perfect10s:

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

Dirty little runt???


More like a pigment challenged Mick:giggling:

Re: Seven wise men.....
 

LMAO!!!!!


That can't be good for your T&A ranking.:jump: