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ROX 01-11-2007 10:23 PM
Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.


:jump: :jump:

CO Hummer 01-11-2007 10:42 PM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Hey Rocks,

Pull this finger! ;)

Hmmm2 01-11-2007 11:08 PM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.


:jump: :jump:
:jump: :clapping: :jump:

wpage 01-11-2007 11:16 PM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.


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A few points, the girl never asks the question. Then she has no money to shop and buy martinis without the dude. Since she has no one to harp on, she over eats, gets fat, farts on herself. Lives a life of everlasting contempt!:dancingbanana:

HummBebe 01-12-2007 12:42 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The End.


:jump: :jump:



Quote:
and was never farted on.


:perfect10s: :jump: :perfect10s: :jump: :perfect10s:

Sewie 01-12-2007 02:20 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by HummBebe

:perfect10s: :jump: :perfect10s: :jump: :perfect10s:

You're getting a "drive-by" next time I see you. :D :D :D

Marcmedic 01-12-2007 02:40 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by H2 Rocks

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and was able to go out whenever he wanted, was never nagged, never heard "do these jeans make my butt look big", and she slept with him anyway.

The End.


:jump: :jump:

Fixed

Steve - SanJose 01-12-2007 02:40 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
lovely tale/tail...

HummBebe 01-12-2007 03:17 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sewie
You're getting a "drive-by" next time I see you. :D :D :D

Nothing can be worse than the H3 Dutch Oven on Steel Bender......:giggling::jump:

h2co-pilot 01-12-2007 03:30 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wpage
A few points, the girl never asks the question. Then she has no money to shop and buy martinis without the dude. Since she has no one to harp on, she over eats, gets fat, farts on herself. Lives a life of everlasting contempt!:dancingbanana:

Don't forget the cats and the spoon and precious moment collections.;)

Girls don't need Men to make money!:mad: :mad:

Besides I don't think you can fart without "farting on self", and maybe she likes the smell of her own farts- well dammit, you know what I mean.

Sewie 01-12-2007 03:55 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by HummBebe
Nothing can be worse than the H3 Dutch Oven on Steel Bender......:giggling::jump:

I thought that was you. Brought on by a massive ingestion of Easy Cheese. :fdance:

K9sH3 01-12-2007 04:02 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
:o oops!

HummBebe 01-12-2007 04:45 AM
Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sewie
I thought that was you. Brought on by a massive ingestion of Easy Cheese. :fdance:


Not on your life.....fart boi.:giggling:


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