instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
wrap presents
finish making stockings
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
more wrapping
go to the grocery store
take a nap
assemble kids new bikes
still more wrapping
make cookie dough for baking next week
buy more wrapping paper
give the cats a bath
get house in order for mother in law visit

etc, etc, etc...

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
wrap presents
finish making stockings
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
more wrapping
go to the grocery store
take a nap
assemble kids new bikes
still more wrapping
make cookie dough for baking next week
buy more wrapping paper
give the cats a bath
get house in order for mother in law visit

etc, etc, etc...

you need to add to your list in several places..

drink a beer (or whatever you drink) and it would be a nice list..

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instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a shot
wrap presents
have a shot
finish making stockings
have a shot
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a shot
more wrapping
have a shot
go to the grocery store
have a shot
take a nap
have a shot
assemble kids new bikes
have a shot
still more wrapping
have a shot
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a shot
buy more wrapping paper
have a shot
give the cats a bath
have a shot
get house in order for mother in law visit
buy more tequila

etc, etc, etc...

Aww, now thats perfect.. I bet you are feeling better already.. hehe

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
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instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a shot
wrap presents
have a shot
finish making stockings
have a shot
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a shot
more wrapping
have a shot
go to the grocery store
have a shot
take a nap
have a shot
assemble kids new bikes
have a shot
still more wrapping
have a shot
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a shot
buy more wrapping paper
have a shot
give the cats a bath
have a shot
get house in order for mother in law visit
buy more tequila

etc, etc, etc... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sweet! Wanna join my band?
This is from half way through the set - and yeah - that's just my drinks!

So wats the watter for? eh? And I dont see any Mescal Tequila either!

=)

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bparker:
So wats the watter for? eh? And I dont see any Mescal Tequila either!

=) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lord knows what they put in front of me that night... I told the crowd I wasn't going to drink and ended up having somewhere between 10-12 shots before night's end... They were trying to get me to either be sick or pass out on stage... Anchent Chinese secret: when you're sweating like mad, alcohol runs right through you... If I sat down and drank that, I'd be toast...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
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instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a Dram of 22yo Geln Rothes
wrap presents
have a Dram of Glen Morange Portwood finish
finish making stockings
have a dram of Balvenie Double wood
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a Dram of Glen Morangie Tain l' Hermitage
more wrapping
have a Dram of Macallam 25yo
go to the grocery store
have a Dram of Highland Park Bicentery
take a nap
have a Dram of Glen Goyne 21 yo
assemble kids new bikes
have a Dram of Clynelesh 21 yo
still more wrapping
have a Dram of Talisker 25yo
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a Dram of Ardbeg Providence
buy more wrapping paper
have a Dram of Ardbeg Ugidal
give the cats a bath
have a Laphroag 1/4 cast
get house in order for mother in law visit
go to High Times and the Wine and Liquor Depot and restock

etc, etc, etc... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed