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jfox 12-09-2005 05:43 PM

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
wrap presents
finish making stockings
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
more wrapping
go to the grocery store
take a nap
assemble kids new bikes
still more wrapping
make cookie dough for baking next week
buy more wrapping paper
give the cats a bath
get house in order for mother in law visit

etc, etc, etc...

jfox 12-09-2005 05:43 PM

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
wrap presents
finish making stockings
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
more wrapping
go to the grocery store
take a nap
assemble kids new bikes
still more wrapping
make cookie dough for baking next week
buy more wrapping paper
give the cats a bath
get house in order for mother in law visit

etc, etc, etc...

bparker 12-09-2005 05:50 PM

you need to add to your list in several places..

drink a beer (or whatever you drink) and it would be a nice list..

jfox 12-09-2005 06:16 PM

FIXED

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a shot
wrap presents
have a shot
finish making stockings
have a shot
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a shot
more wrapping
have a shot
go to the grocery store
have a shot
take a nap
have a shot
assemble kids new bikes
have a shot
still more wrapping
have a shot
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a shot
buy more wrapping paper
have a shot
give the cats a bath
have a shot
get house in order for mother in law visit
buy more tequila

etc, etc, etc...

jfox 12-09-2005 06:21 PM

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bparker 12-09-2005 07:06 PM

Aww, now thats perfect.. I bet you are feeling better already.. hehe

SteveRH 12-09-2005 07:26 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
FIXED

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a shot
wrap presents
have a shot
finish making stockings
have a shot
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a shot
more wrapping
have a shot
go to the grocery store
have a shot
take a nap
have a shot
assemble kids new bikes
have a shot
still more wrapping
have a shot
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a shot
buy more wrapping paper
have a shot
give the cats a bath
have a shot
get house in order for mother in law visit
buy more tequila

etc, etc, etc... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sweet! Wanna join my band?
This is from half way through the set - and yeah - that's just my drinks!

bparker 12-09-2005 07:44 PM

So wats the watter for? eh? And I dont see any Mescal Tequila either!

=)

SteveRH 12-09-2005 07:47 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bparker:
So wats the watter for? eh? And I dont see any Mescal Tequila either!

=) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lord knows what they put in front of me that night... I told the crowd I wasn't going to drink and ended up having somewhere between 10-12 shots before night's end... They were trying to get me to either be sick or pass out on stage... Anchent Chinese secret: when you're sweating like mad, alcohol runs right through you... If I sat down and drank that, I'd be toast...

Orbital H2 12-09-2005 08:45 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by jfox:
FIXED

instead of pretending to be working.

finish Christmas shopping
have a Dram of 22yo Geln Rothes
wrap presents
have a Dram of Glen Morange Portwood finish
finish making stockings
have a dram of Balvenie Double wood
prepare for friends baby shower on sunday
have a Dram of Glen Morangie Tain l' Hermitage
more wrapping
have a Dram of Macallam 25yo
go to the grocery store
have a Dram of Highland Park Bicentery
take a nap
have a Dram of Glen Goyne 21 yo
assemble kids new bikes
have a Dram of Clynelesh 21 yo
still more wrapping
have a Dram of Talisker 25yo
make cookie dough for baking next week
have a Dram of Ardbeg Providence
buy more wrapping paper
have a Dram of Ardbeg Ugidal
give the cats a bath
have a Laphroag 1/4 cast
get house in order for mother in law visit
go to High Times and the Wine and Liquor Depot and restock

etc, etc, etc... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fissed


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