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we all have probably heard many, and read many off those stupid fortune cookies which give words of wisdoms instead of fortunes but if you hear any good ones post em up! Here are my two favorite

"It is better to persue and not recieve, than it is to not try to persue and never know the outcome" I actually came up with that one when talking to a friend one day,

and my all time favorite : "Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach a man to fish feed him for life" thats an ancient chinese saying

"If you are in a hurry you will never get there" Ancient Chinese proverb

"If your going through Hel1, keep going"- from the video game Blazing Angels

If you have any post em up!

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Good ones !!!!

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:shhh:

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I'm partial to: "Ahhm...Bobbing".

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Do what you want, want what you do!

Grow old not up.

and my favorite " Shut up biatch, I'm driving" :giggling:

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love your job and you'll never work a day in your life

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Don't forget to wipe.

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Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

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Don't forget to wash your crack.

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Please do not flush sanitary napkins.

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If life throws you a lemon, bust out the salt and tequila.

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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

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Caution: This product was produced in a facility that manufactures peanuts.

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Do not put blow dryer in tub.

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Do not use with petroleum based lubrications.

Brown capper:clapping:

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Please put your tray tables up and your seatbacks in an upright and locked position.

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I am sorry, my give a $hit is broke

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Nationwide is on your side.

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That's called constipation, it's perfectly normal and is nothing to apologize for.

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May cause hair loss.....