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Adam in CO 02-16-2007 02:33 AM

Florida Drinking Rule
 
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."




An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink out of the same glass twice either.




The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.


K9sH3 02-16-2007 02:45 AM

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:popcorn:

NewHummerGuy 02-16-2007 03:23 AM

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:jump: :jump:

DennisAJC 02-16-2007 03:40 AM

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Why are white people racists?

K9sH3 02-16-2007 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Why are white people racists?



Where is Ken with his "thats racist" BOY

DennisAJC 02-16-2007 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by K9sH3
Where is Ken with his "thats racist" BOY



I'm expecting it.:jump:

K9sH3 02-16-2007 04:22 AM

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Oh well, in the mean time, I am going to go look for my Easter eggs. :p

dеiтайожни 02-16-2007 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Why are white people racists?


I think we've earned the right to be racist, don't you? :dancingbanana:

K9sH3 02-16-2007 07:00 AM

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Sewie 02-16-2007 09:07 AM

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frenzy1 02-16-2007 10:27 AM

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RIGHT ON !

HummBob 02-16-2007 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Why are white people racists?


Why Not????:jump: :jump:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-16-2007 10:49 AM

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Gods gona get you all for this thread and SHE can be very vengeful...

RYD

GLBLWARMR 02-16-2007 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Why are white people racists?


I am not racist, I hate everyone equally.

KenP 02-16-2007 05:47 PM

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Adam in CO 02-16-2007 07:31 PM

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Love the pope. LOL.

usetosellhummer 02-16-2007 07:45 PM

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:jump:


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