Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from the hills of NC arrives and bets twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching."

Moral -
Not all rednecks are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men...

Reminds me that for about 4 years I had front row seats for professional boxing. Between rounds, the ring girl would walk around the ring with a three foot tall plackard held above her head with the number of the coming round on it. They always wore bikinis and were passing about 10 feet away from us. We never knew what round it was until the fight was over.

All men are men.

I heart teh hot bikini chicks.

So much so that you can't spell "the" -- -- definitely a REAL GUY. I was unable to form words when they were nearby.