Wanted:
 

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. She needs to be at least 25 years old but not over 40. She must be healthy, have money, like HUMMERS, like camping, like photography, like cooking, like scifi movies, be really into sex and pleasing me, must be obedient, must not like plays or opera. I prefer someone of asian decent, should not be taller the 5'3", should be fair of skin color, have perfect english, no kids, knows when not to talk a lot, should have an almost barbie like figure, must be totally sane, should enjoy spicy foods, salads, all types of fish, NO DRUGS, should like woodworking, also freshwater fishing and know how to clean a fish, does not need her own boat,

more to follow...

RYD

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:twak:

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:jump:

You forgot.....
 

Deaf,
Dumb,
Oversexed,
And also.......

Own a liquor store.:beerchug:

Re: You forgot.....
 

Yeah ! I forgot that... THANKS


RYD

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$119,000 cash and I can get you a contract on a girlfriend for 3 years. After 3 years, you can either renew at a discounted price or trade in for a new one. Let me know.

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Jeez, How many times do I have to tell you guys I'm taken.:rant:

I must go widdle a bowl now......

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Thats why SHE has to have money...

RYD

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Are you sure ?

RYD

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RYD is lookin for a new denture adventure.

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Are you bored again and trying to get another attention? Here in Cali, especially in the bay area, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of those (tree huggers). :beerchug:

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Yes, there are. Here's one that volunteered to take care of Ducky.

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She is a wild thing....

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! POWN3D!!!!:jump:

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gross... woodshed worthy?

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Just one question......
 

If someone tells her to haul ass.......












Does she hafta make two trips?:jump:

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Nipple slip.

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Here's a a couple that want Ducky to join their pod.:jump:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...3&postcount=92