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DRTYFN 02-25-2007 07:30 PM

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I was just getting back in my rig when I saw this POS white, early '90's Dodge minivan pull up a few spots down from me. I could see the driver was slumped waaay over in his seat in a gangsta-lean position(:rolleyes:). When he finally got out I saw that he didn't have a shirt on and his baggy retard pants were down to the top of his thighs so his ghetto boxers were on full display. I immediately started digging for my camera, as this was an opportunity I didn't want to miss. Plus, maybe he'd see me taking his picture, get pissed and then I'd get to give him an attitude adjustment.:D
This was taken just after he finally got his pants hiked up a little bit.

DRTYFN 02-25-2007 07:32 PM

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Now it's not 70 degrees here - it was probably 45-ish when I took this.
Notice the tat on his "chest". :giggling:

DennisAJC 02-25-2007 07:39 PM

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He must work out.:giggling:

Did you check his Caravan for a PS3?

ShaggyX 02-25-2007 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
He must work out.:giggling:

Did you check his Caravan for a PS3?

:jump:

DRTYFN 02-25-2007 07:54 PM

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That puss couldn't lift a controller.
Since this is my neighborhood 7/11 I had to "protect" it.:D
This is what happened:
Slim Shady went into the 7/11 and walked around trying to be "all bad" and menacing, so I sat in my rig and watched him to make sure he wasn't going to need a beating. I watched through the window as he stood at the counter for 3-4 minutes just milling about. I decided he needed a little motivation to get his ass out the door, so I got out and went in. I easily had 4-5" & 40lbs of muscle on him and the little bitch STILL tried to put up a gangsta front on me. I walked straight at him like i was going to bum-rush him and then angled slightly past him at the last second.(I'm not a pisser or anything.:giggling:) Little wussy gave me his best bad-ass stare and when I finally turned back around I gave him a look like, "What? You want some?". He finished counting his pennies out, grabbed his cheap-ass smokes and shuffled out the door. I was really:giggling:.
Oh yeah, his minivan had a custom Hefty-bag side window. Must have gotten shot out when he ran from the po-po.:rolleyes::OWNED:

h2co-pilot 02-25-2007 08:01 PM

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Love it!:D We should all be more camera ready.

Uhm, if you check out his fingers, I think he was just in an amorous fling with a man-friend and probably just hurried in to get his honey a Propel.:giggling:

devilsfan 02-25-2007 08:02 PM

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Dude, you need to move to a REAL state. ;)

Stacy

DRTYFN 02-25-2007 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by devilsfan
Dude, you need to move to a REAL state. ;)

Stacy

His pimpin' ride had Texas plates. ;):fdance:

I HAD to take a picture because he was such an oddity.:jump:

h2co-pilot 02-25-2007 08:16 PM

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I always wondered what happened to McCully Culkin.:D:D

dеiтайожни 02-25-2007 08:29 PM

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Hehehe... he looks like he is about to go down to take a dump behind the garbage can as he admires the store clerk from afar, peeping around the beam. :giggling:

DennisAJC 02-25-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I walked straight at him like i was going to bum-rush him and then angled slightly past him at the last second.(I'm not a pisser or anything.:giggling:)



I've seen DRTY do that at Cabellas.

I moved aside and stuck out my leg. He went flailing into a pile of camos on sale.:jump:

KenP 02-25-2007 08:49 PM

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I moved aside and stuck out my leg. He went flailing into a pile of camos on sale.:jump:

:OWNED: :perfect10s: :OWNED:

BlueHUMMERH2 02-25-2007 10:08 PM

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This is not as common a sighting here. I think the roving gangstas take most of these dweebs out. :D

RubHer Yellow Ducky 02-25-2007 10:17 PM

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I'm such a wussy and afraid of getin hurt when I see a mean ass, I just lift my shirt a little to show em my Hawes 44mag revolver.

Dirty Harry was right

RYD

dochummer 02-25-2007 11:08 PM

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Wow, that guy looks like a REAL man... :) Love the tat! :giggling:

GLBLWARMR 02-25-2007 11:56 PM

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What a fvcking putz!! Someone didn't get enough attention as a kid or maybe the wrong type of attention from an uncle or maybe a priest.

ssgharkness020147 02-26-2007 01:37 AM

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That tattoo of the girl on his side looks like it was drawn on with a pen or something. Poor little baby, must have hurt too bad so he only had the outline inked.

ROX 02-26-2007 02:28 AM

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No shirt.
No shoes,
No pants,
no brains,
no service.

So he drapes his shirt over his shoulder instead of putting it on, so they don't toss him out the door. :rolleyes: What a pussy. I could take him!:jump:

westhillsat 02-26-2007 06:09 AM

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Glad you didn't have to touch it to defend the neighborhood 7/11.

And only touch it with a tire iron! :D

K9sH3 02-26-2007 06:11 AM

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Man he looks like he is from the West Coast of FL.....:jump:

Ebor City!


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