How often do you poop?
 

Liz started this. She said she used to leave the house when we were first living together. Run down to the grocery store to pinch one off. Made me laugh and reminiscent of something another forum member once said.

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Always when I have my first sip of morning coffee I can feel the rock buildup below.

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That's funny.:giggling:

I never saw my wifey pinch a loaf during our first 4 years. Very discreet. Now after 13 years, she doesn't care if I'm brushing my teeth, she'll walk in and release the hounds of hell.:D

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Me too. Few sips of coffee and a couple puffs from Marlboro Med and I am off to the shi%ter:jump:

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Calling your turd(*WOODSHED LINK*) a rock is like calling a boulder a pebble.

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If I eat three squares then I hit it 3-4 times a day. if i eat right and don't mess around with too much snackin, once morning once evening. like a smoothie, no push no strain, soft serve

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Now thats the REAL Golden (brown) Spike :clapping:

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I still laugh when I think about that.

"Kenny, we need more butter. Would you be a sweetie and run get some?"

Then....

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Nah uh.:giggling:

:crying:

:jump:

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Actually I think your avatar fits this thread, like a "before/after" Ken leaves.

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All the time.:D

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That brings up and interesting question.......Where'd you go on the Golden Spike day last trip?

No way you could have lasted 14 hours.

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That wasn't a chocolate bar in your backseat.

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Tasted like a Baby Ruth to me.

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Well Sh!t, I was about to go have dinner and have a snickers for dessert then go on the Casino boat,
BUT NO! I have somehow lost my hunger.

Oh well I will have to settle for a few Cap't and cokes instead.

:jump:

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Now.....if this were DRTY talking it would something like:

"That wasn't a loaf of french bread I left in your back seat". :D

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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That read like a cross between a Metamucil and Dairy Queen commercial.:giggling:

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No. You would have found a zip-locked baggie of special surprise tucked under your seat 3 months later.:giggling:

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Well you need to have the thread about how do you wipe:

1. Around the side.
2. Between the legs.
3. One wipe
4. Wipe look, fold, rewipe, repeat.

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Pretty close, but you forgot to add ",put back in pocket".