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bparker 03-02-2007 02:35 AM

INVESTING....
 
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.



It's called the "401 Keg Plan" :D

DRTYFN 03-02-2007 02:56 AM

Re: INVESTING....
 
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bparker 03-02-2007 03:00 AM

Re: INVESTING....
 
Gimme a break, i have been on the road and just checked my mail :D

K9sH3 03-02-2007 03:41 AM

Re: INVESTING....
 
It was new to me.

Cheers!

BlueTJCO 03-02-2007 06:18 PM

Re: INVESTING....
 
nothing is new material to DRTYMN.......

:)


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