| HummBebe |
03-20-2007 04:28 AM |
Genealogy
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For some time, many of us have wondered just who is
Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone
says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my
genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner
of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt,
Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and
because her kids were living with them, she wanted to
keep her prev ious name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock.
Against her parents' objections, Deep S chitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Meanwhile, Dip
Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken
Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the
newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned from Italy with his new
Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,'
you can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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