Dead Dog run Over by HUMMER H2
 

So I turn the corner to go down a road that leads to my sub division. I make the turn and get the beast up to a roaring 25-30 mph when a dog darts out from the sidewalk and "thump...thump". I get out to see how bad it is and this guy starts screaming at the top of his lungs "that is an $800.00 dog...you were hauling ass...you mother F*&^er...ect ect...

First lets make it 100% clear that I didnt actually "hit" the dog. I ran it over with two 35 x 15.5 Open Coutries. I'll assure you that there was NO DOUBT that this dog was dead. If its name was Fluffy it was now Pancake.

As it turned out the guy was jogging on the sidewalk with his dog with NO leash. A witness said that the dog turned its head, saw a deer and split.

Dont get me wromg, I feel HORRIBLE for killling the dog but the guy should be shot for running with his dog with no leash. He said "my dog NEVER runs in to the street." Apparently is does, or did.

Guy wouldnt shup up. I know he was in shock and probably horrified at the gross site but he took it too far. Even after I offered to help him scape Pancake off the street he just told me to $#*@ off.

So, my question is....
.
.
.
.
.


whats the best thing to use to get dog guts out of the ridges from a tire? :giggling:

Re: Dead Dog
 

Oh snap!! That sucks for that guy, but I agree, no leash, not your fault. :o

Re: Dead Dog
 

Use your nose, dog killer.

Re: Dead Dog
 

James.........

:fdance:

I wish the guy would have kicked your ass... :beerchug:

Re: Dead Dog
 

BBQ at Jame's tonight?
:shhh:

Re: Dead Dog
 

the dog was jogging and the guy ran out into the street....better story......i like the thump thump part.......$800 DOG_____tuff.......:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

Re: Dead Dog
 

Wait till the Hummer Haters read this. :crying:

I can already see it :giggling:

Re: Dead Dog
 

If they haven't already seen it before.

Re: Dead Dog
 

Your Mohichan name from now on shall be:

Fidomushin: He Who Murders Dogs.

Re: Dead Dog
 

Hahahahaha! Funny stuff. :D

Now I'm hungry for pancakes. :mad:

Re: Dead Dog
 

HEY MODS....MOVE THIS TO OFF TOPIC...HAHAHAHAHA

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

Sorry about dog but teaches owner a valuable lesson. No matter how well behaved you THINK your dog is their attention span is that of a flea.:beerchug:

Re: Dead Dog
 

What a coincedence i had same thing happen .Little poodle ran out when i was pullimg my 16' flatdeck loaded with about 8000 lb of scaffolding and material.Same thing NO leash.Shwe told me that he gets so excited and runs away all the time.I had stopped to let him get off the road,then started goinga again and he ran right under my back wheel of trailer.

Re: Dead Dog
 

:jump:

Re: Dead Dog
 

Hell, I do too. I need a good ass kickin. Maybe you could come hit me with your purse.:jump:

Re: Dead Dog
 

$800 dog! What about the $350 tire?

Re: Dead Dog
 

You know, I started to take a pic of the poor little flat doggy but an old lady that was there and saw the whole thing was a litte pissed when I pulled ou the camera phone. I thnk SHE would have kicked my ass for doing it. I was scerd!

Re: Dead Dog
 

Move it? Why? Its Hummer related. Hater!

Re: Dead Dog
 

I accept:dancingbanana:

Re: Dead Dog
 

See new topic title..happy now?

Re: Dead Dog run Over by HUMMER H2
 

SO the moral of the story:

DUMB SHIII Pet owner jogs with dog off leash = dog pancake.

What a dumb shiii! I feel bad for the dog... you should have kicked his ass for letting his dog run without a leash on a fawkin road!

BTW- big dog or little? With this information I can better tell you how to clean your tuck up.