Getting banned from K-Mart =D
 

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There's no toilet paper in here!!!:jump:

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That is, while mildly amusing, absolutely fake.

Look at all the typos and poor language usage! -Besides, some married dude would not do those kind of things. I'm 17, and I've outgrown them!:D

Then again, it is K-Mart... :shhh: :giggling:

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Does K-Mart even exist anymore?

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just a wild guess, but I would guess that you arent much into roleplaying in the bedroom are ya? :p

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I just turned 40 and I'm doing those things again.

Ever used the microphone at your local WalMart?!?!:giggling:

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LOL, give it time, I'm 17...:dancingbanana:

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Quite honestly I haven't. -But I can vividly imagine the sheer amazingness that must eminate from such an occurance!:giggling:

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I was with a drunk/stoned friend in college once in a super walmart and he grabed the mic back in the fabric dept where NOONE was around - got on the innercom and began to sing ever so loudly drunk as hell - Diamonds and Pearls by Prince.

I pissed myself I was laughing so hard.... i can not begin to put into words the chaos he started and how stunned everyone was...

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Dude I am 45 and I do that shiat! not all of that but most.
If your 17 and you have outgrown having fun, then boy, I feel real sorry for you.

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No but I will... thanks for the idea. I used to make phone calls from the Sherriff office and scare the shiat out of friends. Caller ID works wonders.


this is funny too...http://youtube.com/watch?v=29NLOhBttxA

or http://youtube.com/watch?v=PsFd7xFzS...elated&search=
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Was really drunk in a Wal-Mart back in college. This one had a pet section with a bunch of parakeet's in multiple cages. We decided to set them free....all of them. After stumbling around the store for a while we ended up at the checkout...of course we forgot about setting the birds free until we saw one sitting on top of the register number sign. Next week they had locks on the cages.

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Okay, Mr. Maturity, you can stfu now.:fdance:

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Oooooooooh!!

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