THIS WAS HILARIOUS!
 

>"Excerpts from a Dog's Diary"
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>6:00 am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!
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>8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
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>9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
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>9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
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>10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
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>12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
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>1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
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>3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
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>5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
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>6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing!
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>7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
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>8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
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>11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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>"Excerpts from a Cat's Diary"
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> Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
>little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
>other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
>make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
>eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
>me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once
>again vomit on the carpet.
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>Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
>I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
>demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
>condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
>There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
>placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
>could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
>confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
>means, and how to use it to my advantage.
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>Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
>tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
>again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the
>other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special
>privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing
>to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an
>informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am
>certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
>protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe - for
>now...
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!:jump:


It reads alot funnier for the cat if you imagine Stewie's voice from Family Guy.:giggling:

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THAT is one of the FUNNIST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ>!!!!



I guess you head that when you wash your dog, take him/her for walks, feed them well, play with them

They worship you as gods...

When you play with your cat, feed and water them, brush them and maintain their health they know YOU ARE WORSHIPING THEM AS GODS !!!!!

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hahahahahahaha i thought the same thing:jump:

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:)

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Dogs Rule

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ROFLOL!!! So true. My dog loves anything and everything that has to do with her. :jump:

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OMFG I swear that's what's going on in their little devil heads.

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I love dogs !!!:beerchug:

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Dogs are the best! [IMG][/IMG]