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frenzy1 05-15-2007 10:35 AM
the answer is NOT always C !
 


His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C



:jump: :beerchug: :giggling:

h2co-pilot 05-15-2007 12:29 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
:OWNED: :OWNED: :jump:

jmsspratlin 05-15-2007 02:27 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
LOL!!!!:perfect10s:

Agriv8r 05-15-2007 02:42 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
and this is college??

Idaho-Hummer 05-16-2007 05:24 AM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
lol:perfect10s:

H2 Doberman 05-16-2007 01:21 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
Future darwin award winner:beerchug:

ChiHummer3 05-16-2007 01:30 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by frenzy1

May God have mercy on your soul.

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C


LMFAO!!! That's classic!
:jump: :jump: :jump:

GLBLWARMR 05-16-2007 04:04 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
Think we have found the next winner of the free bullet from the gene pool janitor.

f5fstop 05-16-2007 04:50 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by frenzy1


His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C



:jump: :beerchug: :giggling:

This Michael???

KenP 05-16-2007 05:20 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by frenzy1





:jump: :beerchug: :giggling:
Cool. Now I've got his name and SS#. Humm, what credit card should I start with?:giggling:

bparker 05-16-2007 07:54 PM
Re: the answer is NOT always C !
 
holy mary jesus and joseph

:jump:


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