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Why Paris Got Released Early

OMG!!!! :OWNED:Xinfinity
This is from one of the forums I belong to:

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This is the latest update I received from a random stranger on myspace, a ****ing incredibly reliable source.

"My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."

:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Re: Why Paris Got Released Early

GTF OUTTA HERE!!!:jump:

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:eek: :eek: :eek: :giggling:

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YEAH RIGHT.. and my brother has a friend that no some one who saw a delivery guy that new somone else who was at 7-11 when they were interviewing a person that knew someone who once drove by somone...BIG WHUP

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I know what she really threatened them with.

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Gingivitus. Her breath was so bad Buba was ill!

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Originally Posted by KenP

Maybe:
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/06/p...ash_herpes.php

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Hilton skipped a humiliating cavity search routinely done on all incoming prisoners, sources said.
"Paris didn't have to go through the cavity search. When bent over, she didn't have to cough," said Saul Reyes, who does maintenance at the women's jail as part of a work-release program.

"She didn't have to spread 'em."

Probably because they could see up in there without any further manipulation required.

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dont be a hater.....

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r

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dont be a hater.....

You've got to be kidding me... Who made that $hit?

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Originally Posted by Hummer Aficionado_VT

You've got to be kidding me... Who made that $hit?

not sh!t, but a sign of support for a troubled young lady....

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r

not sh!t, but a sign of support for a troubled young lady....

Support Brittany.:drama:

Re: Why Paris Got Released Early

WHEN SHE SHOWS SOME SKIN.....

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r

WHEN SHE SHOWS SOME SKIN.....

:jump: :jump: :jump:

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boy, that red tape is going to hurt like hell when she pulls it off....

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

:OWNED:

Now that is some great intel!! :giggling: :jump:

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Originally Posted by Agriv8r

boy, that red tape is going to hurt like hell when she pulls it off....

:jump: :fdance: