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Guinness Book of World Records
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>Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
>the world."
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> > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
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> > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in
>the world."
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> > So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
>their claims verified.
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> > Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
> > "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
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> > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
>smallest person in the world."
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> > Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and
>says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?
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