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Guinness Book
Guinness Book of World Records
> > >Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in >the world." > > > > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." > > > > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in >the world." > > > > So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have >their claims verified. > > > > Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. > > "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." > > > > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the >smallest person in the world." > > > > Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and >says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ? > |
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