Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most tacky, rude,crude, gross & disgusting person in the world."


So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.

"It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says,

"Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnel?"

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

:clapping:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

Not bad.:giggling:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

REPOST!!

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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

:shhh:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

funnay

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

OMG!!!! Water out the nose!:jump:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

Sorry, I don't read the lazy cut & pastes from forwarded emails.:fdance:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

You just post them.:giggling:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

:violin: :D

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

:jump: :fdance:

Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb & Quasimodo
 

still funny though...