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RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-17-2007 08:44 PM

I finally took it off road...
 
Well my 3 is no longer a virgin. All it took was 2 beers and BANG !!!

Was down in YOUR Winter Vegie growing area and saw about 15 BUZZARDS chewing on something out in a field so i said "CHIT, lets go look" No other vehicles around so off roading i go. No hills but a lot of furrows. I didn't know the 3 could jump so high...

OH ! by the way, the world is LESS 2 buzzards...

DAM them is slow stupid birds...


BigPoppa1411 07-17-2007 08:48 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Well my 3 is no longer a virgin. All it took was 2 beers and BANG !!!

RYD you make it too easy sometimes!:giggling: :giggling:

PhuongHoang 07-17-2007 09:25 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
My love RYD's hummer is always muddy. Trust me.

But I'm surprised he got his H3 dirty.

BigPoppa1411 07-17-2007 09:30 PM

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:giggling:

ChiHummer3 07-17-2007 09:31 PM

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Where's the pics, RYD?? I think we need some proof of the blessed event.
:popcorn:

Steve - SanJose 07-17-2007 09:32 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
:giggling: :giggling:

NEOCON1 07-17-2007 10:49 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
congrats ducky :beerchug:


fhuk them buzzards :jump:

Viet Nam Vette 07-17-2007 11:06 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
I'm Picturing him Do-en a Big Line Of Gack instead of 2 beers and then going Off Road... Maybe a Evil Knievel Jump across 2 school bus's..
:jump:

RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-18-2007 12:19 AM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
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Originally Posted by NEOCON1
congrats ducky :beerchug:


fhuk them buzzards :jump:


I thought about making STEW but then i remembered they were chewing on something in the field...

Steve - SanJose 07-18-2007 01:06 AM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
I thought about making STEW but then i remembered they were chewing on something in the field...


That something was rotting flesh. They can safely consume that stuff without getting sick, one of nature's wonders...

RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-18-2007 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
That something was rotting flesh. They can safely consume that stuff without getting sick, one of nature's wonders...


I've used " FRESH " ROAD Kill to make stew before, possium, cat, small dog, NO NEVER Skunk, Armadilla, Squirrel and various other things...
Some of its a little gamey...gota use lots of onions, garlic and potatoes as well as other vegies...

The "Road Kill" must be certified FRESH as the guy who hit it 15 minutes ago is the one bringing it in and that person has to gut and skin it as well as take the first BOWL, not just the first bite...

Have had some good meals that way...

Steve - SanJose 07-18-2007 01:18 AM

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Duck man - No thanks to the "road kill stew". But you're alive to tell about it.

RubHer Yellow Ducky 07-18-2007 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve - SanJose
Duck man - No thanks to the "road kill stew". But you're alive to tell about it.


Stevie,

You need to check out some SLAUTERHOUSE web sites, some make RoadKill look good...

Steve - SanJose 07-18-2007 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Stevie,

You need to check out some SLAUTERHOUSE web sites, some make RoadKill look good...


No thanks.

wpage 07-18-2007 06:00 PM

Re: I finally took it off road...
 
RYD,
Congrats, Check that off the list:jump:


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