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KenP	07-22-2007 04:50 PM

How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off

After she tells you about the wonderful breakfast she's about to make you, drop a nasty bomb in the kitchen. Then get out real fast and let her walk into the bomb.:giggling:

RubHer Yellow Ducky

07-22-2007 04:59 PM

Re: How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off

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Originally Posted by KenP

After she tells you about the wonderful breakfast she's about to make you, drop a nasty bomb in the kitchen. Then get out real fast and let her walk into the bomb.:giggling:

it will help if you have beer and pickled sausages and pickled eggs the night before...

KenP	07-22-2007 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky

it will help if you have beer and pickled sausages and pickled eggs the night before...

Well, beer and a well marinated steak seems to have done the trick.:giggling:

h2co-pilot

07-22-2007 06:05 PM

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You may have a roommate soon.:rant:

I was going to make blueberry pancakes but decided to go with sausage, eggs, perfect red potato hashbrowns and fresh peaches and blueberries tossed with a lil sugar and a splash of orange juice.

He doesn't like pancakes all that much so I was doing it for him, doting on him and telling him that I was going to make him a nice breakfast.

I then walked in and started gagging and cursing.:(:jump:

I don't even now why I enable such behavior by feeding him.:D

DennisAJC

07-22-2007 08:38 PM

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:jump::clapping::jump:

Hmmm2

07-22-2007 08:55 PM

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Ok, this is disgusting, but there is a pancake house in a neighboring town (Original Pancake House) where their bacon is excellent. Applewood, thick cut, I think. You can always tell when people have it because there is a line down to the bathroom after eating and the stench from the people in line is unbelievable. ROFLOL. The bacon flavor is the best .. but for some reason, it affects everyone who eats it the same way. :giggling: I think the mix of the bacon and their chickory coffee together may be the reason. :eek:

jmsspratlin

07-23-2007 10:10 AM

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It's like the two of you are in different locations or something. Funny!:jump: :giggling:

frenzy1

07-23-2007 12:27 PM

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:beerchug: :giggling: :jump:

CHILI CON CARNE WITH LOTS OF EXTRA JALAPENOS DOES THE TRICK FOR ME !!!

CO Hummer

07-23-2007 07:32 PM

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Is the room habitable yet?

h2co-pilot

07-23-2007 07:52 PM

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There is probably some still lingering in the woodwork.:(:D

CO Hummer

07-23-2007 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot

There is probably some still lingering in the woodwork.:(:D

Maybe Adam could come over and clean the place up.

DRTYFN

07-24-2007 06:26 AM

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I then walked in and started gagging and cursing.:(:jump:

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Make sure he takes the gerbils out next time.:fdance:

DRTYFN

07-06-2008 03:40 AM

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:clapping:

tanklizard

07-06-2008 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN

:clapping:

you're one seriously bored necromancer. :notallthere: :clapping:

RubHer Yellow Ducky

07-06-2008 04:23 PM

Re: How to Pi$$ Your Wife Off

I still think pickled eggs are the best source >>>>>>>

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