KILLER BISCUITS
 

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up,
and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.


One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough

on the back of her head .

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
back
of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains.

She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, but I'm sure that is irrelevant.

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numb skull

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:giggling: :jump: :giggling:

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:jump:

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:giggling: :beerchug: :giggling:

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That's what happens when you try to take biscuits outta their enviroment.:D

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...and I thought this was going to be another Jessica Biel thread.

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:jump: :iagree: :jump:

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I was hoping for a real killer biscuit.
Attachment 42349
I heart Kim Smith.:D

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the apparent lack of blood I guess didnt tip her off that she wasnt shot?