Three Arkansas surgeons
 

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best
surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England.


The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won
a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs." Several years ago a
woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with
was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put
them together and now she's running for President. :giggling: :D

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Uhhhh .... does anyone else notice a resemblance :jump:

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