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dеiтайожни

08-08-2007 09:44 PM

New computer!

I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.

You can do everything on it, including: watching porn around the house, watching porn outside the house, watching porn in the truck, watching porn in public places, watching porn in waiting rooms and lobbies, watching porn in restaurants and bars, watching porn while jogging and watching porn while on roller coasters. Most importantly, it has 2 built-in cameras for watching you while watching porn. Lastly, it has a finger print reader to store all your porn passwords for quick access.

Marcmedic

08-08-2007 09:52 PM

Re: New computer!

It's nice but can you watch any porn on it??? :D

BlueTJCO

08-08-2007 09:56 PM

Re: New computer!

Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........:)

Marcmedic

08-08-2007 09:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........:)

How long have you had yours??? ;)

DennisAJC

08-08-2007 10:01 PM

Re: New computer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.

HAHA!!!! Welcome to 2 years ago.:giggling:

dеiтайожни

08-08-2007 10:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DennisAJC

HAHA!!!! Welcome to 2 years ago.:giggling:

i didnt buy the 2yr old model... i got the new one. but its been sweet ever since it came out.

dеiтайожни

08-08-2007 10:31 PM

Re: New computer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooncricket

Perfect for individuals that cant get laid..........:)

i know.. the ladies cant resist a man watching porn at the bar... might as well call this the ultra mobile pussy getter

Hummer Aficionado_VT

08-08-2007 11:04 PM

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FA-HANTASTIC!!!

bparker

08-08-2007 11:48 PM

Re: New computer!

That is just porntastic!!
:clapping:

marin8703

08-08-2007 11:54 PM

Re: New computer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dеiтайожни

I picked this ultra mobile pc up today. The screen is really sharp, I just suck at taking pictures. Cell phone is only for scale.

thhat is the best review of a computer that i have ever read. :clapping: have you considered writing for some pc or mac magazines?

how do you like it so far, besides the great porn abilities?

CO Hummer

08-09-2007 12:47 AM

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That's great and all, but can it track people's birthdays?

Agriv8r

08-09-2007 01:13 AM

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:popcorn:

DennisAJC

08-09-2007 02:03 AM

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Why don't we just calculate how much time you've wasted?:clapping:

dеiтайожни

08-09-2007 06:18 AM

Re: New computer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by marin8703

how do you like it so far, besides the great porn abilities?

Hmm... besides porn I really haven't used it for much else. :o

It's nice since it's always connected, when in/around the house it's on my wifi.. when away it's on the cellular data networks. I got it primarily for if my home cable goes out, I'll still be able to access my trading platforms and have full browser capabilities. Then I use it to vnc onto my work computers to see if everything is running fine or not so I don't have to run upstairs in the middle of the night or stop home when I'm out just to make sure it's ok. Just got it today but it already is quite nice to have.

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