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bparker 08-09-2007 07:19 PM
The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
A very ugly, loud, mean woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids pulling them by the arm of their shirt, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't twins! Why the
hell would you think they're twins?? Do you really think they look
alike?"

"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would
have slept with you twice. You have a nice day now." :clapping:

Hummer Aficionado_VT 08-09-2007 07:44 PM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
:clapping:

Adam in CO 08-09-2007 08:18 PM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
Not as funny as the truck one.

ChiHummer3 08-09-2007 09:34 PM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
Classic!!! :jump:

jmsspratlin 08-09-2007 10:55 PM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
:perfect10s:

Hmmm2 08-10-2007 05:13 AM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
ROFLOL .. good one!

DRTYFN 08-10-2007 05:43 AM
Re: The Perfect Wal-mart Greeter
 
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This guy is better.


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