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Kiraco 08-10-2007 10:23 PM

Jessica Alba Fantasizers
 
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebri...lba-17126.html:shhh:

DennisAJC 08-10-2007 10:29 PM

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No problem. I use Saran wrap.

DRTYFN 08-10-2007 10:43 PM

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Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.
I will personally kill that ass hole if he ruined Jessica Biel.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

KenP 08-10-2007 10:46 PM

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Damn, Jeter's dirty.
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A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.
Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.

DennisAJC 08-10-2007 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
I will personally kill that ass hole if he ruined Jessica Biel.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


Imagine suckling on Biel's inner thigh and end up sucking on a pusstule boil?

SR1355 08-10-2007 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
Imagine suckling on Biel's inner thigh and end up sucking on a pusstule boil?


Yuk!!!

wpage 08-10-2007 11:46 PM

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The gift that keeps on giving:beerchug:

DRTYFN 08-10-2007 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KenP
Damn, Jeter's dirty.

I always knew he was stupid, but didn't realize he was an irresponsible piece of sh*t.:mad:

BigPoppa1411 08-11-2007 12:19 AM

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Jeters a freaking loser!:rant:

h2co-pilot 08-11-2007 12:44 AM

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Oh my gewdness!:eek:

All of Drty's girls have herpes.:giggling:

DennisAJC 08-11-2007 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Oh my gewdness!:eek:

All of Drty's girls have herpes.:giggling:



OMFG!!!! Your siggy!!!!!!:jump::jump::jump::jump:

h2co-pilot 08-11-2007 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DennisAJC
OMFG!!!! Your siggy!!!!!!:jump::jump::jump::jump:


OMG! Yours!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

DRTYFN 08-11-2007 01:42 AM

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Both of you turds can gfy.:twak: Alba & Biel were the only way I was going to get married.:jump:

DennisAJC 08-11-2007 01:58 AM

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Both of you turds can gfy.:twak: Alba & Biel were the only way I was going to get married.:jump:



What ever happened to the shale whale? You twos seemed happy.:confused:

Well it looks like only you were happy. She needed something bigger than a used crayon.

DRTYFN 08-11-2007 02:08 AM

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I sold her to the Eskimo mafia.:jump:

h2co-pilot 08-11-2007 02:48 AM

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:jump:

DRTYFN 08-11-2007 03:08 AM

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:jump:

You could read 7 braille books at once.:jump:

DennisAJC 08-11-2007 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot


:jump:


You makin me a cry!!!!!!!!!!!:jump:

Walter_Cronkite 08-11-2007 06:55 AM

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This drtyfun is one giant walking herpe. Because like they say, "You are what you eat."

Agriv8r 08-11-2007 02:42 PM

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the one word that rhymes with slurpee and its a bad thing, go figure....


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