I want out!
 

So, I have had enough of this business. I am tired and depressed from watching so many good people get hurt because of the economy. I am now solicitng for a new job. Anybody got openings? I will consider the following positions:

1) Peep show booth floor mopper
2) President of par-tay-ing
3) CLO (Cheif Laziness Officer)
4) Manager (I don't want to have to manage anyone, though)
5) Trainer (I don't want to have to train anybody, though)
6) Director of Sniffing
7) Tie Rod Service Technician

All suggestions are welcome (except those from CO ;) ). Thanks.

Re: I want out!
 

You can come pick up my poop.

Re: I want out!
 

I mean my dogs...











and mine :giggling:

Re: I want out!
 

Ew. No.

Re: I want out!
 

Pay scale?

Re: I want out!
 

Depends on the weight scale.:clapping:

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I have asked to get banned but still here?

Re: I want out!
 

of the scooper....the pooper....or the poop????

Re: I want out!
 

Depends. If you opt to live in a converted dog house out back and pick up the poop before it starts to warm the ground, I think we can work something very reasonable out, including free rent.

Re: I want out!
 

Sorry Sir, but you are WAY overqualified for #3.

Re: I want out!
 

I think we should be worrying about our buddy!!!!He wants a coupl eof differnt major life changes to happen now.1) Sell his HUMMER2) Change his jobIf he posts next and sais he's done pi$$ing on bumpers, I'm calling him a doctor.

Re: I want out!
 

Adam, you have been doing a lot of changes lately. What's next a zippy little sports car, oh wait.......:giggling:


What color is your parachute Adam?

With your charisma and that cute face of yours you sell chicken to the Colonel.:)

Re: I want out!
 

No doubt. He just sold his H2 to Shaggy for $39K.

Re: I want out!
 

He can always reunite with DRTY and get back into porn. The money is good but recovery time sucks I hear.

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Yeah, he needs some time back in that zippy lil' sports car.

Re: I want out!
 

He wasn't to successful on his first day.

Re: I want out!
 

Here, you can come run the skate park while I go in search of investors / partners to find a warehouse in eastern Northern VA to build a indoor skatepark.

Re: I want out!
 

Name the duration of your vacation.

Re: I want out!
 

I charge for the consultation but as a HUMMER Owner I will give you a percentage off as courtesy...

Re: I want out!
 

I'm good