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RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-02-2007 02:18 AM

Mormons !
 
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

ChiHummer3 10-02-2007 02:29 AM

Re: Mormons !
 
:giggling:

GLBLWARMR 10-02-2007 04:36 AM

Re: Mormons !
 
I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.

jmsspratlin 10-02-2007 04:39 AM

Re: Mormons !
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GLBLWARMR
I thought the title of this thread was morons. Close enough.



:iagree:

tower 10-02-2007 04:40 AM

Re: Mormons !
 
I take it they were flying Lingus Air. :giggling::giggling::giggling:

KenP 10-02-2007 06:10 AM

Re: Mormons !
 
HBO Big Love Gotta love it.


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