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DRTYFN 10-10-2007 06:00 PM
Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
Make sure to think about this next time you're in church.:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:
Please note on page 4 under the Clothing/Personal effects list the last item.:OWNED:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html

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Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

NewHummerGuy 10-10-2007 06:05 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
Personal Effects: One yellow metal ring intact on left ring finger, one DILDO.

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba2.html


Read this page first paragraph....Evidence of injury.

DRTYFN 10-10-2007 06:13 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
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Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."
No speculation needed - he was engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation. That means he was stimulating himself sexually(masturbation, or in this case, a dildo up his corn hole) and then choking himself to supposedly heighten the experience. I wonder if Jesus will forgive him for this one? Any opinions?:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:

BKLYNH2 10-10-2007 06:18 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
How exactlly does one hogtie themself?

DennisAJC 10-10-2007 06:24 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
Imagine how many sickos are out there in the positions to guide and teach our children. To be sitting in his congregation on Sunday must bring the giggles.

DRTYFN 10-10-2007 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by BKLYNH2
How exactlly does one hogtie themself?
Holy Spirit.:shhh:

bparker 10-11-2007 01:14 AM
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that is some padded walled crazy as sheat

h2co-pilot 10-11-2007 12:07 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
Some people are so weird.

bparker 10-11-2007 01:47 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
ROFL!! That suit is hilarious! :perfect10s:

frenzy1 10-11-2007 01:51 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
WEEEIIIIIIRRRRRRRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

DennisAJC 10-11-2007 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Some people are so weird.

I'm trying really hard not to laugh and wake the family up CP.
:jump::jump::jump::jump:

tower 10-12-2007 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
Some people are so weird.
MY! But we ARE pregnant!

tower 10-12-2007 04:14 AM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
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Originally Posted by DRTYFN
Any opinions?:giggling: :jump: :OWNED:
He was just latex allergic.:jump::jump::jump:

wpage 10-12-2007 08:49 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
The Devil made him do it!:D

Agriv8r 10-13-2007 02:40 PM
Re: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
 
rubber sensitive.....


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