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RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-28-2007 12:37 PM

CAUTION !!! being ripped off...
 
CAUTION !!! the below story is true...

I never thought I'd be ripped off in a golf-related scam, but I was.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old cart girls come over to your car as you are packing your bags/shoes into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

For most, it is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another golf course some distance away.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also, on October 1st, 3rd, 11th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So do be careful !


mikejr 10-28-2007 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
CAUTION !!! the below story is true...

I never thought I'd be ripped off in a golf-related scam, but I was.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old cart girls come over to your car as you are packing your bags/shoes into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

For most, it is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another golf course some distance away.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also, on October 1st, 3rd, 11th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So do be careful !



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frenzy1 10-28-2007 04:02 PM

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Hucky 10-28-2007 04:10 PM

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Where is this golf course at?

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-28-2007 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hucky
Where is this golf course at?


Miami !!!

For sale...2 homes for sale...

#1
3 bedroom, 2 bath,1600 sq ft excluding enclosed garage,single story, CBS construction, huge back porch-60' x 13' 40' under roof, back yard wood fence, new A/C, New Roof, half ass sprinkler system...
ASKING $265000.00

#2
3 bedroom, 3 full bath, 3100 sq ft, 2 story LOG HOME 2 car garage, formal living room, formal dining room, 2 fireplaces, 2 STAND UP ATTICS, open kitchen/family room/breakfast nook, built in vacumn system, 12/12 NEW METAL SHINGLE ROOF, 2 new A/C units, 1.16 acres, fenced and cross fenced, TV/PLAY room, CBS shed/utility room, fruit trees/pines & others, remote electric drive gate, plus. plus. plus
ASKING $975000.00

Agriv8r 10-28-2007 05:56 PM

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ever thought of leaving your wallet at home....:jump:

wpage 10-28-2007 06:03 PM

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Good looking homeless girls need to eat too:fdance: Where is your charity:raar:

Big Dad 10-28-2007 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frenzy1


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Anyone for cottage cheese? :giggling:

DRTYFN 10-28-2007 06:28 PM

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Hucky 10-28-2007 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RubHer Yellow Ducky
Miami !!!

For sale...2 homes for sale...

#1
3 bedroom, 2 bath,1600 sq ft excluding enclosed garage,single story, CBS construction, huge back porch-60' x 13' 40' under roof, back yard wood fence, new A/C, New Roof, half ass sprinkler system...
ASKING $265000.00

#2
3 bedroom, 3 full bath, 3100 sq ft, 2 story LOG HOME 2 car garage, formal living room, formal dining room, 2 fireplaces, 2 STAND UP ATTICS, open kitchen/family room/breakfast nook, built in vacumn system, 12/12 NEW METAL SHINGLE ROOF, 2 new A/C units, 1.16 acres, fenced and cross fenced, TV/PLAY room, CBS shed/utility room, fruit trees/pines & others, remote electric drive gate, plus. plus. plus
ASKING $975000.00


Ill be flying there this afternoon, Meet you at house #2 in the morning 9 am, then Im going golfing.
Thanks much

RubHer Yellow Ducky 10-28-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Hucky
Ill be flying there this afternoon, Meet you at house #2 in the morning 9 am, then Im going golfing.
Thanks much


Glad your buying the house BEFORE the golfing...

tower 10-28-2007 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hucky
Ill be flying there this afternoon, Meet you at house #2 in the morning 9 am, then Im going golfing.
Thanks much

Should we make it a foursome? :giggling:

Agriv8r 10-28-2007 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tower
Should we make it a foursome? :giggling:



uhhhh RYD, Hucky an Tower is only a three, so the correct word is menagie-twat...:beerchug:

DennisAJC 10-28-2007 10:54 PM

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uhhhh RYD, Hucky an Tower is only a three, so the correct word is menagie-twat...:beerchug:


More like,

RYD, Hucky & Tower = LEMON PARTAY.:jump:


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